We regret to announce the disturbing death of Flamingo Girl, who on the 3rd of March of this year was carefully cannibalized by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring.
Flamingo Girl is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.
Ok, that is soooo wrong.
None of my houseplants ever survive.
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I practicly thrive on it."
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RH
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