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Old April 20th, 2009, 12:44 AM   #2440
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Two Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hearby give you the gift of life."

"You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied.
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