Re: Clean joke of the day.
Start 'em Out Young!
A young family moved into a house in a new subdivision, beside a home still under construction. Their 6-year-old daughter took an interest in the activity next door, eventually talking with the workers.
Soon the crew adopted her as the project's mascot. They talked with her, let her join them during coffee and lunch breaks, and even gave her little jobs to do around the site.
At the end of the week, they took up a collection and gave her a real pay envelope, with nearly ten dollars inside. She took her "pay" home and her mother suggested they deposit her pay in her savings account.
At the bank, the teller was equally impressed with the story, and asked the little girl how she had earned her own "paycheck" at such a young age.
She proudly replied, "I worked with a construction crew, building a house."
"Goodness," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again next week?"
The little girl replied sweetly, "We will if that clown at the lumberyard sends over our drywall!"
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