Re: Clean joke of the day.
What's the difference between God and pilots?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...
What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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