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Old April 19th, 2009, 09:16 PM   #2125
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If Our Chute Doesn't Open

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked
the usual question always asked, "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have til we hit the ground?"

The jump instructor answered, "The rest of your life."
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