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Old April 19th, 2009, 09:14 PM   #2121
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God's Priorities

Children in the cafeteria line at a Catholic school saw a large pile of apples with a sign reading, "Take only one - God is watching."

Near the end of the line was a platter of chocolate chip cookies with a sign obviously written by a child, "Take all the cookies you want - God's watching the apples."
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