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Old April 17th, 2009, 04:17 PM   #1570
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Star Trek: Klingons
It seems the Klingons had a diabolical plan to trap the ENTERPRISE in silver paper.
Luckily, the plan was foiled.

Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?
Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!

Tribbles are sweet...
...but they can be bitter if you overcook them.

A KLINGON and a ROMULAN fall off a tall building at the same time.
Which one hit the ground first?
- The Romulan. The Klingon had to stop and ask for directions.
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