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Old April 8th, 2009, 05:15 PM   #621
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

* There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

* Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

* Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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