Re: Clean joke of the day.
Scholastic Analysis
How many cattle can graze on the head of a pin?
Soviet Russian Analysis
You have two cows, you drink vodka, you have four cows, you drink more vodka, you have eleventy six cows, you run out of vodka, you count again and realize that you only have two cows, you open another bottle of vodka to drown the loss of eleventy four cows
Soviet Russian Analysis 2
In Soviet Russia, two cows have YOU!!
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