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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:50 AM   #426
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.
Gates of Fire (Pressfield): You have two cows. Plus 298 more. Together they must hold the pass against the relentless hordes of the House of Steak Empire. The 300, along with a few others that are not really important, fight to the death so that other cattle might live.

Would have been a better read; if they had been LIONS.
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