Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - How can you tell if there is a guitarist at the door?
A - He knocks out of time, and comes in too early.
Three guitarists collaborated on a book of scales. Each contributed the one he knew.
Q - How many guitarists does it take to change a fluorescent tube?
A - Three, One to change it and the other two to tell him how much better incandescent bulbs are.
Q - What's the difference between a Stratocaster and a Les Paul?
A - A Stratocaster burns hotter; a Les Paul burns longer.
Q - What are the two most frequent heavy metal guitarist lies?
A - 1. I am not too loud! 2. I have already turned down!
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