Re: Clean joke of the day.
One friend to another: "Why do you hang around with that drummer? "Beats me!"
Q - How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A - You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
Q - How can you tell when the stage riser is level?
A - The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Q - How can you tell when the stage riser is NOT level?
A - The drool only comes out of one side of the drummer's mouth.
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