All of a sudden, Colonel Tigh marches onto the bridge holding a smoldering pot of what used to be dinner, fuming with smoke. He whirls onto the command station and says, "If someone ever does this again, they're on report! You can tell those fancy chefs this is NOT the last flash inspection I'm going to make. If I ever find food in THIS condition....(holds pot out)....they're in trouble." He then procedes off towards the exit, stops and says "When Commander Adama sees this, he's gonna go CRAZY!" He then exits the bridge. Bewildered, Starbuck says...
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With Respects,
Steve
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brody - Jaws
"Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy" - Col. T.C. McQueen, S:AaB-(Ray Butts)
"A kind word and a 2-by-4 is better than just a kind word" - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
"WIVES...uh...aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves?" Starbuck - Living Legend
"Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us and YOU want to hire a vocal group." Boomer - Saga of a Starworld
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