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Flamingo Girl July 13th, 2004 01:59 PM

Women's Tee Shirts..
 
WASHINGTON POST runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.

1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.

5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.

9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?

10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.

12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.

13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.

16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

braxiss July 13th, 2004 04:39 PM

lol

Archangel July 13th, 2004 07:54 PM

:laugh:

amberstar July 13th, 2004 08:26 PM

love them, and agree with #14! LOL :)

bsg1fan1975 July 14th, 2004 12:39 PM

#18 is the one that fits a description of me!

shiningstar July 14th, 2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingo Girl
WASHINGTON POST runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.

1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.

5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.

9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?

10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.

12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.

13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.

16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.

21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

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Rowan July 15th, 2004 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior
Best Woman's T-Shirt:




...a wet t-shirt :D




*runs*

:no: THWACK!
;) :D

shiningstar July 16th, 2004 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior
Best Woman's T-Shirt:























...a wet t-shirt :D



















*runs*

THHHHWWWAACCCK

Archangel July 16th, 2004 06:20 AM

Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. :D

shiningstar July 16th, 2004 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. :D

*THUD!!*

:nervous:

Archangel July 16th, 2004 09:13 AM

oooowwwww! :cool:

Rowan July 16th, 2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. :D

Well I guess you must want a thwack too then! :D
THWACK!;) :D

shiningstar July 16th, 2004 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archangel
Actually, I gotta agree with Warrior. :D

THWAAACK!!!!

shiningstar July 16th, 2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rowan
Well I guess you must want a thwack too then! :D
THWACK!;) :D

Thanks for the idea Rowan ;)


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