I died!!!!
 

http://www.crucifictiongames.com/rogd.html


Yes ... you too can generate your own orbituary. See how you died before its too late!

HURRY HURRY! HURRY!

ROLFMAO!!!!!!!! I had to try it, so here's mine!!!

"We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Kristi, who on the 7th of June of this year was carefully cannibalized by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Kristi is survived by a cat. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month."

Where do you find these, thomas7g? Here's mine:

"We regret to announce the disturbing death of unowhoandwhy, who on the 4th of June of this year was delicately completely consumed by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. unowhoandwhy is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month."

My condolences and deepest sympathy at this time of profound sadness and loss.

The www world is really amazing!! :laugh:

Well, here's mine:

"We regret to announce the unfortunate death of ana, who on the 7th of February of this year was delicately vaporized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. ana is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month."

My comments:

First - A guy named "Clyde" ???!!! Please, give me a break! :rolleyes:
Second - "a sewer pipe in New York City ???!!! :confused: It could be worse :D
Third - "7th of next month" Funeral services always take that long?

I confess that the "delicately vaporized " part is my favorite! :D

And there's always that "put this on" mystery ...

BWAHAHHAHA

These are are all so funny! Thanks to Ravyn who pointed out this link to me.

Oh and Terra, I thought the Clyde part was hillarious! One would never expect a guy named Clyde would do ya in. Though if your name was Clyde, that might provide motive in itself. No offense to any Clydes here. Really! ...Don't hurt me!


:D

These are too funny! Thanks Tom........Here is mine

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Amber Starr, who on the 3rd of July of this year was viciously smushed by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Amber Starr is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.


I know to stay away from anthills! :D

This apparently was pay-back for all the slugs I've stepped on in my travels. I hope that slug demon got a really bad case of indigestion!! :D

(Mom always did like the Precioussssss !! ) :D

:no: :laugh:

I am
Dawg
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We regret to announce the disturbing death of Flamingo Girl, who on the 3rd of March of this year was carefully cannibalized by an angry old woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring.
Flamingo Girl is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.


Ok, that is soooo wrong.
None of my houseplants ever survive.

I used to have a skylark when I was in high school... that is too funny!!!!!

My god! This is horrible! Colonial Fleet members are dropping like flies!!!!

And worse yet! I died in January but its June and I haven't been buried!!!!!!

My poor dead corpse!!!!

Right,

I hope no Clyde guy shows up and "really" delicately vaporizes me :D

My humble apologies to all Clydes in the world :salute:

...But, honestly, the guy could have a more disturbing name! ;) It's bad enough when your mule survives you :no: :D

Second thought...

I live in an apartment in the middle of a crowded city...

It's worse to have a mule... :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

We regret to announce the unfortunate expiration of Sorrell, who on the 2nd of May of this year was meticulously smothered in hot fat by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Sorrell is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.

What a way to go! :no:

Terra, I think your mistake was to name the mule, CLyde

:D

Oh wait... he got Sorrell too!!!!! Who is this undeniably sinister man!

Tom,

He must be a dangerous and sinister serial killer aiming at CFF members! ;)

OMG :eek: We must do something about this!!!
He smothered Sorrell in hot fat !!!!! :no: :no: :no: This is pure evilness!!

LISTEN YOU ALL CFF MEMBERS

There's a mad guy named Clyde who delicately vaporizes and smotheres in hot fat CFF members! Take cover!! :D :D

Wonder if he's any relation to the angry old woman who canabalized me?

Will SOMEONE...ANYONE... please bury my rotten corpse!

You can't expect me to do it myself!!!!!

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:salute: Good bye Thomas you will be sorely missed! :kiss: Thomas :kiss:

:heart: Gaelen
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