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ravesholpulsar June 26th, 2003 02:07 PM

Mock Ronald D. Moore Resume
 
RONALD D. MOORE
2345 Hack Blvd,
North Hollywood, CA 90210
(310) 555-1212

Career Objective: To learn how to play the air guitar. And to possibly develop some writing skills.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

SCI-FI CHANNEL/USA 2002-PRESENT

Alleged Writer/Producer
Battlestar Galactica

Responsibilities:
Creator of the new Battlestar Galactica. Recently completed episode 2 of the new Galactica mini-series entitled: “Watching Paint Dry”. Don’t let the title fool you. I’ve personally watched paint dry and it’s pretty exciting stuff. Sky Blue number 40 is my favorite color by the way.

UPN NETWORK 1996-2002

Gofer/Writer
Star Trek- The Next Generation
Responsibilities:
Wrote various episodes. My scripts are easy to spot. If you’re yawning or hoping the villains kick the Federation’s ass – those are probably mine.

Star Trek –Deep Space Nine 1997-???
Responsibilities:
Nodded obediently to line producers and told them their ideas were not only great but utterly, utterly astonishing and profound. I proudly once told Star Trek-TNG producer Rick Berman his writing could cure cancer. I was promoted the same day. Need I say more?

AL’S DONUT AND COFFEE HUT 1992-????

Bag Boy
Responsibilities: See Job descriptions above.


SPECIAL SKILLS:

Breather of Oxygen.
Terrific speller.
Can say “watchamacallit” three times real fast

Special Note: I may not be Shakespear in the writing department but I bet he couldn’t write anything as emotionally powerful as the following:

“Inversing the phase flux could put a dent in the submatrix and allow photons to pierce the atomic spectrum.”

PS: I used that line to pick up chicks in the Paramount cafeteria AND IT WORKS.

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The Blue Mule June 26th, 2003 08:37 PM

AL's Donut and Coffee Hut!

HHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!


Rich

repcisg June 26th, 2003 10:23 PM

If you ZAP the DURF bit you will cause a DASDM reorg of the VTOC.

That works too!:naughty:

jewels June 27th, 2003 07:13 AM

oh, MY! the satirists are loose again! I knew there was something I liked about this place. :beer: :beer:

Micheleh June 27th, 2003 11:25 AM

Under 'Special Skills", you should've said:

'Terific speler'.

;)

jjrakman June 27th, 2003 11:26 AM

Could I please get a list of personal references?

BST June 27th, 2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by repcisg
If you ZAP the DURF bit you will cause a DASDM reorg of the VTOC.

That works too!:naughty:

repcisg,

You shouldn't say those words here. You might just get sent to your room!! hehehehe

btw, how do you read a VTOC? with virtual glasses?

BST :D


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