Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
 

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

DISCLAIMER: I dont not support this site, I only found it in a jokes section of a Trek forum. It's meant for humor. Please do not make this thread a political debate. Basically just fill in the boxes with the craziest things you can and have a good laugh. Dont forget to post them here so we all can laugh with you :D

In order to understand Religous Cylons you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of firedancers made up of hairy belly people with help from refugees.
The conspiracy first started during the first flush of a toilet in Caprica City. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the founding of the 13th Colony.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.

They want to invade the homeland of Neo-Cons and imprison resisters in a hole in the bottom of the sea using phonebooths.

In order to prepare for this, we all must launch an offensive. Since the media is controlled by Ben Franklin we should get our information from the White House.

No takers? :(

(oh man, this is like Mad Libs)


In order to understand conservatives you need to realize that everything is controlled by a herd made up of immigrants with help from nutcases.
The conspiracy first started during Civil War in the kitchen. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of Gettysburg.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cracking knuckles.

They want to bludgeon the pope and imprison resisters in Hades using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fight. Since the media is controlled by politicians we should get our information from God.