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The 14th Colony December 4th, 2004 04:39 PM

Santa's Reindeer Were All Female
 
I was emailed this from a lady. It would figure a woman would send me this. :LOL:




REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Rowan December 4th, 2004 04:52 PM

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Too funny 14th! ;)

braxiss December 4th, 2004 06:25 PM

:eek: :no: :no: :no:

now we're in for it :D

BST December 4th, 2004 06:31 PM

:eek: :eek:

Blasphemy!! ;)

Next thing ya know, they'll tell us it wasn't Santa Claus but, "St. Nikki" !! :D

Senmut December 4th, 2004 09:13 PM

No doubt the ACLU* is working on that now, BST.



*Anti Clause Lolligaging Upchuckers.

bsg1fan1975 December 5th, 2004 03:13 AM

not touching that one!

julix December 5th, 2004 07:06 AM

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

bsg1fan1975 December 5th, 2004 09:16 AM

speaking of Santa and his reindeer, I am waiting for them to deliver a very special package this week so's I can wrap it for hubby. That is the last thing that I have to wrap for him. Will wrap father in law and brother in law's gifts today!

thomas7g December 5th, 2004 09:47 AM

I have no problem with reindeer being female.

But an old fat dude has them females harnassed and pulling HIS sleigh. And doesn't he have a whip?
:D

bsg1fan1975 December 5th, 2004 10:20 AM

and your point is Tom? Santa would get lost without those females!

gmd3d December 5th, 2004 11:39 AM

YEAH But Santa has the map?? :D

julix December 5th, 2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potemkin
YEAH But Santa has the map?? :D



and we all know how men do with maps!!!!!!just kidding ;)

bsg1fan1975 December 5th, 2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by julix
and we all know how men do with maps!!!!!!just kidding ;)

I know this one for a fact!:thumbsup:

gmd3d December 5th, 2004 03:33 PM

of course we all know what men use maps for, compleatly ignoring it.. and pretending we know the way, only admiting we wrong when we are 50 mile away from were we should be. :D that it, I hope... for if not what????

please enlightin me :D :rotf:

Rowan December 5th, 2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thomas7g

But an old fat dude has them females harnassed and pulling HIS sleigh. And doesn't he have a whip?
:D

Ya what's up with that!!! good point Thomas LOL;) :D maybe he gives them presents for being good little rein dears ;) :D

BST December 5th, 2004 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by julix
and we all know how men do with maps!!!!!!just kidding ;)


Yeah, we give them to the "navigator"; all that we do is, drive. :D

julix December 5th, 2004 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BST
Yeah, we give them to the "navigator"; all that we do is, drive. :D



good one BST...................... :thumbsup:

Rowan December 5th, 2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by julix
and we all know how men do with maps!!!!!!just kidding ;)

In my household i'm the map holder I'm the only one with a sense of direction! LOL Chris has it so bad that if he turns down a street and realises it's the wrong one when he turns around and gets back to the place he turned onto the street from he can't remember if he turned onto it from the left or right he always looks my way to see where I'm pointing LOL! :D ;)

Gunstar Aries December 5th, 2004 04:16 PM

"Rein dears!!" That's FUNNY Rowan!! :LOL: :thumbsup:

Ya know, this is my whole problem with these so called analytical minds. Let's just ignore the fact there has to be MAGIC involved and 'reason' from there...

"Rein dears"... that's still killing me!! :)

bsg1fan1975 December 6th, 2004 04:10 AM

oh jeez this thread has given me an idea for a thread!

cranky1c December 6th, 2004 09:56 AM

Maps have many useful purposes.

They are good for rolling up and swatting flies with.

They make good floor mats.

In the event of emergency they can be burned as signal flares.

They don't taste bad, either.

bsg1fan1975 December 6th, 2004 10:42 AM

cranky they are also useful in the thicket if you need it in an emergency!

Muffit December 6th, 2004 06:42 PM

:D :D :D Too funny!

I too have a humorous map anecdote. Asking my date to read the map whilst I drove, I inquired as to which way to go at a left/right branch in the freeway. The answer??

"Go up"

:wtf: "Up"??? What does that mean??? LOL!!! :D
:muffit:

bsg1fan1975 December 7th, 2004 03:29 AM

duh! Where did he get his brain? Is not like you gave him a trick question!

julix December 7th, 2004 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffit
:D :D :D Too funny!

I too have a humorous map anecdote. Asking my date to read the map whilst I drove, I inquired as to which way to go at a left/right branch in the freeway. The answer??

"Go up"

:wtf: "Up"??? What does that mean??? LOL!!! :D
:muffit:

that is funny muffit :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

bsg1fan1975 December 7th, 2004 09:36 AM

sounds a bit like a few men I once knew!

cranky1c December 7th, 2004 09:57 AM

Men get all this grief about maps, but we never get credit for all the times we make it where we're going just fine without one.

bsg1fan1975 December 7th, 2004 10:43 AM

that is true too.


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