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Muffit December 23rd, 2005 01:10 PM

Aliens on your phone this Christmas...
 
Merry Christmas all(!)

Just dropped by to wish y'all well and leave yet another of my extremely silly anecdotes for ya's (some of us have /way/ too much time on our hands I guess ;) ). Hey, a smile's better than a tear, no?

Anywho, for those of you who feel like doing something crazy and funny this season, this daggit's gotta humorous little prank/time waster for ya's.

What you'll need:
- One wireless home phone
- One cellphone
- A funny bone that won't quit and a spouse that doesn't care if you're nutty

How to make aliens call you:
- Pick up the handset of your wireless phone and hold it in your left hand
- Pick up your cell phone and hold it in your right
- Dial your cellphone from your wireless home phone (which you are holding)
- Keep both phones within arm's reach (you might need to experiment a bit),
and in hand
- Speak into your left hand/wireless with your face pointing away from your right hand/phone. An appropriate "Greetings from Planet Booloo" or similar works well I find
- You should hear a flying saucer sound coming from your cellphone, and a weird alien voice repeating everything you say.

It may not work with all phones, but I'm using a 4.7Ghz wireless home phone and a standard Verizon/LG cellphone, and it works greeeeaaat. If you have pets, an alien meow or bark will keep 'em confused and bemused for a while.

That's it! Yep, I have WAY too much time on my hands. And I (obviously) amuse easily. But you knew that... :blush:

Lots of love and silliness,
Muffit
:muffit:

Lara December 23rd, 2005 01:16 PM

They are among us!! Everyone reach for the tinfoil hats!!! :D :D :D :D


Merry Christmas, Muffit!

Cheers,
Lara

Muffit December 23rd, 2005 01:23 PM

Hi Lara! Merry Christmas to you too!

OOPS! I forgot something! You've GOT to put your cellphone on SPEAKERPHONE for this to work... (I'll bet it sounds even better if BOTH are on speaker phone...)

Cheers!
Muffit
:muffit:

bsg1fan1975 December 27th, 2005 03:41 AM

muffit you are so nutty!

Muffit December 27th, 2005 12:58 PM

Hi Bsg! Ooh, Marvin is your avatar - way cool! I love HHGG :)

If you think THAT'S nutty, you should've heard my prize-winning end-of-year statement (luckily I said it at home only; we had just gotten back from our neighbor's Christmas gathering):

Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."

I leave you to ponder this till next time... :wtf:

Much affection,
Muffit

Compass December 28th, 2005 03:16 AM

LOL. :)
Happy holidays, Muffit.

Muffit December 28th, 2005 07:17 AM

Thank you Compass, Happy Holidays to you too :salute: :Nsalute:
:muffit:

Darrell Lawrence December 28th, 2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffit
Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."

*spits up chocomilk all over the screen laughing so hard it hurts*

Dear one, sometimes you are simply.... luvable! :D :LOL:

THAT was priceless!

Muffit December 28th, 2005 02:50 PM

Thanks Warrior(!) ;)
It's so wonderful to hear from ya.
Wishing you the very best of holiday seasons :heart:

Always with much affection,
Muffit

bsg1fan1975 December 29th, 2005 03:20 AM

The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?

Muffit December 29th, 2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?

:rotf: You are so funny Bsg, that's great! :heart:
:muffit:


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