For a while, you WERE the only one here. But I'm back.
:D

tee hee! I was beginning to wonder if I was gonna be all alone here today.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Muffit proudly raises a flag, with a picture of a segmented snake and the words,

"Don't Thread on Me!"

:D

OK, I won't thread on you. But I will take it from ya!

LOL!! Muffit!!! You a nut, but a loveable one! :D

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

let me pick at your stitches to get some of the thread. ;)

Or, as the preacher said, "I may be a nut, but I'm screwed on the right bolt!"
:halo:

Bsg has not been catatonic at all today! I just been very busy. Oh btw, thanks for the thread and I'll see you all at "The restaurant at the end of the universe"

I'll see you there, but it will be I who has the thread, and the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters (recipe as follows):

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

i'll just have the four pints and beer nuts! and the thread is again mine!

You can have the pints: beer is icky, and you can have the nuts as well, I'm feeling generous (and trying to cut down on carbs). But the thread is mine.

no its no yours its mine I tell you!

What was that? I couldn't hear you. I think there might be a thread in my ear...

Well Muffit I'm having a terrible time trying to get through to fleets!!!
but I'm home now and contemplating a nap as I feel exhausted!! too many late nights in a row! ;) :D

But it's not stoping me from taking off with the thread, anybody got a problem with that??? :D

I see you forgot the Babel fish while trying to avoid that Vogon who was reading poetry! I said "Its mine!"

They call them dumb animals for a reason
 

Long ago I had a little white(ish) Pekingese. She would often stand on her hind legs and peer over the top of the lower storm door panel and bark at things.

One day she was going positively berserk at something, so I went to look, and there was a tiny white kitten on our front porch.

I think to myself, "In a worst case, I'm sure the kitten can outrun the dog, so let's see what happens." and I open the door. The dog plops onto the porch, and stands still. The kitten gives her a look that says, "What are you? Are you my mother?" The dog glares, but does nothing.

So I grab each animal by the scruff of the neck and attempt to pull them closer and make introductions. The dog starts backpedaling furiously with all four feet! "You miserable fraud!" I think. Just like the Cowardly Lion: "Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im! No, no, wait, I didn't really mean it!!"
:)

Me, too. Seems to be something wrong with CF off and on today.

Yes.
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Thanks for the thread Thomas.

This ~~~~~~?:D