Reports Game
 

This game was inspired by the suggestion that BST may be having an "unauthorized birthday."

Name a strange but plausible reason for putting someone on report (to a superior officer, to a manager, etc).

I'll start:

Attempted Cursing

Invading your personnal bubble

Negligent Placement of Wastebasket

stupid questions from people who already know the answer.

Misuse of official bandages

Misuse of personal intelligence, i.e., "thinking"

;)

annoying your co-workers for no reason

Loitering on Runway

misuse of office supplies

disrespectful thinking

Innapropriate placement of the toilet paper dispenceing roll.

Tabbi

being stupid on a daily basis

possession of unregistered cow

using words you have to look up when in a meeting

poor penmanship

illegal use of office furniture for holding races at work

Not enough pieces of flair.

improper use of a mongoose

Wrongful use of PA system

Unauthorized use of fire extinguisher.
Unauthorized extinguishing of fire.
Unauthorized heroic acts in regards to fire.

attempted negligence

driving a three-person bicycle in the carpool lane.

false smile

nonparticipatory merrymaking

wilful wowserism at the company Chrismas function

overachieving

uses too many big words

malapropism.

has been suspiciously cooperative

1. Reports to work late due to repeatedly laying down his bike.
2. Uses the break bar to crack walnuts.
3. Uses the TIG welder to write love letters.