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Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:17 PM
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I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:18 PM
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I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.

I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:19 PM
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I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.

I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:19 PM
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I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.

I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:20 PM
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I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated.

I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:20 PM
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I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:21 PM
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I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.

I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:22 PM
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I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!

I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:22 PM
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I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.

I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:23 PM
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I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!

I am NBC of Borg. You will be Affiliated

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:24 PM
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I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.

I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:24 PM
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I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.

I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:25 PM
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I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it.

I am Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:25 PM
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I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.

I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:26 PM
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I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!

I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:26 PM
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I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

We are Tribbles of Borg. Prepare to be replicated.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:27 PM
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will.

P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:27 PM
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Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.

Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:28 PM
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Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.

We are Borg. <ESC> is futile <CTRL> is inevitable.

Damocles April 17th, 2009 05:29 PM
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We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!

Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.


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