Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and the atom bomb.

"nothing ever stays the same, everything changes!"

(one of my own creation)

I had a crash a few days ago, and it doesn't look like any of these posted.
A few bits of wisdom from Satchel Paige available at http://www.cmgww.com/baseball/paige/quote2.html

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."

"Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines."

"You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them."

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."

"Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common."

and farts.

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This one came from Judge Judy .........................

"Don't Piss on me and then try to tell me it's raining."

"Anything worth doing, is worth doing right."

"Measure TWICE .........................cut ONCE."

Don't know who said this, but it's funny:

" *Hind*-sight only counts if you're watching women or hunting deer..."

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this is very useful after a night of heavy drinking:

"who are you and where are my clothes?"

Good one, bsg!! :D



A slight twist to that quote --

"The only constant in life is change."

So bsg want to talk about it? were all friends here...;)

ok guess I will give this a shot, "the trouble with people who talk too fast is that they often say something they haven't thought of yet. "If you really intend to make good somewhere, why not start right where you are. "nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." Mark Twain And a big hello to everybody on this board.

Uhhhhhhh Yep that would be a useful one :wtf:

lol thanks shiningstar:D ;)

Nice one Westy.

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Hi Westy! Good to see ya! I love that quote, that's me in a typical conversation!
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I know what you mean Muffit. That quote of Westy's is so much like my sister is
scarey. :wtf: