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A friend of mine once told me .............. "IT's not my job to tell my kids they are the
best .............It's my job to TEACH them to BE THE BEST!" |
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away ;)
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"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."
From Mary Poppins By the way it works ;) |
Laughter is the best medicine
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and acts like a duck ...........it's a duck.
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Thou cans't not live on CHOCOLATE alone .................
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Payback's a bit@h... and so am I!!!
-don't know who said it first, but I use it every now and then! |
THe difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist is that
you can negotiate with the terrorist :wtf: |
Here's one that was constantly USED on me .........{like it 'ever' worked :P:}
Just WAIT until Your FATHER gets HOME! |
Here's another one that was constantly used on me ...............
"Keep sticking that tongue out and it'll be STUCK that way!" |
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bad girl! Another parental favorite. "Keep crossing your eyes and they'll stick like that eventually! |
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I used to hear it all the time!
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime" |
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I love this one also:
"If wishes were horses beggars would ride!" |
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One that I hated was one that my FATHER used all the time.............
"Go ahead and SPIT in one hand and wish in the other and see which one you get first." |
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And I've got one, A woman gets married hoping her man will change. A man gets married hoping his woman will never change. :muffit: |
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