Here's one of my own.

"If I say I don't know the answer the first time you ask the question ..............
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE do not keep asking me the SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's a great quote Braxiss .........keep them coming :thumbusp:

"If you don't bother to read the instructions .........please don't bother to
complain about the results."

Another of my own:

"Don't ask any stupid questions, you might get a smart answer!"

"If you don't bother to vote ...........don't complain about who DOES or Does NOT get
into Office."

:thumbsup: :salute:


so true

"You can't turn a grape into wine ..........unless you're willing to crush quite a few grapes."

"Life is a bowl of cherries ......but I can suuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeee do
without the pits" ;)

If Life gives you Lemons ................make lemonade.

"If life gives you lemonade ............set up a stand and sell it."

:beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :muffit: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

Men say, "Chercher la femme"
But women have to say, "Chercher la faim"
(That is, if they want men to keep saying theirs!)
:D

By
Muffit

never send a man to do a woman's job!

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
--Gore Vidal

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't got what they want that they really don't want it.
--Ogden Nash

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good: Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
-Jay Leno

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
--William James

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
--Douglas Adams

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever my husband decides to help clean my 'stuff' I never EVER see it again
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
:mad:

{Of course then he wonders WHY his steak is so tough ..........(As I hide the
salt and tenderizer from him :devil:)}

Now everyone knows WHY I like Jay LENO :D :warrior: