Xmas jokes

[bsg1fan1975]

ok gang.

Seeing that it is the season for being jolly and talking about prezzies and whatnot. I thought that we could share our best and, yes, our worst Christmas jokes.

Just keep 'em clean in case the kiddies are looking


I'll start.


Q: "Why did Santa get good grades in grammar?"

A: "Because he knew his Clauses"

[Senmut]

Okay...why is Tony Schwarz so happy?


Because he's always Jolly.

[bsg1fan1975]

What does Santa bring back to the North Pole with him after delivering presents in Maine?

Lobster Claws!

[braxiss]

what do you call people who are afraid of santa claus?


claustrophobic

[braxiss]

what do you doif Santa gets stuck in your chimney?




pour Santa-flush on him

[bsg1fan1975]

why does Santa keep a garden?


Cause he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! (just a play on the words here for this one):LOL:

[braxiss]

why was santa's little helper depressed?



he had low elf esteem

[Muffit]

What jolly fellow leaves presents for our BEAVER friends???

Beaver Claws :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

[braxiss]

what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?





frostbite

[braxiss]

what do you get when you cross an archer and a gift wrapper?





ribbon hood

[braxiss]

what do elfs learn in school?




the elf-abet

[braxiss]

what do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?




crisp kringle

[braxiss]

what do you get if you eat christmas decorations?





tinsilitis