Who needs a THWACKING?!

[Rowan]

To the person who took the thwack thread and the history of a lot of fun and important moments in our lives over the past 10 months and spoiled the fun of many... you know who you are!!! :/: :(
THWACK!
THWACK!
THWACK!
THWACK!
THWACK!

[unowhoandwhy]

Uh oh! Looks like I missed something again! But if someone ruined fun, then here's some more:


THWACK!!!

THWACK!!!

THWACK!!!

THWACK!!!

THWACK!!!

THWACK!!!

[shiningstar]

I sooooooooooooo agree!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

[braxiss]

*great* here we go again :/:

[shiningstar]

*great* here we go again :/:

What's wrong Braxiss ..........are you tired of waiting for you turn :naughty:

[bsg1fan1975]

Thwack request:

Give one to the lady who is a neighbor of my aunt. Her fracking German Shepard killed my aunt's chihuaha the other night when it attacked poor little Daisy. This lady said her dog was gentle and didn't bite. HaHa! that's why my aunt got bit when she tried to rescue Daisy as she was being mauled?

[Rowan]

bsg NO NO NO!!! this is truly horrible!!! There is no Thwack big enough for such a thing!!!

I've seen the results of that too many times working in the Vet hospital:/: :(
Poor little Daisy!! :( :( :(
(((((((((((((((((((((((bsg's Aunt))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm going to have to bring out the big heavy paddle for this job!!

THWACK!!!!
THWACK!!!!
THWACK!!!!

[Dawg]

BGS's Aunt needs to call Animal Control and/or the police and file a report, if she hasn't already.

THWACK!!!!

You'll note I used exclamation points AND italicized. That makes it worse.

I am
Dawg
:warrior:

[Rowan]

bsg I completely agree with Dawg about that!!

[shiningstar]

Thwack request:

Give one to the lady who is a neighbor of my aunt. Her fracking German Shepard killed my aunt's chihuaha the other night when it attacked poor little Daisy. This lady said her dog was gentle and didn't bite. HaHa! that's why my aunt got bit when she tried to rescue Daisy as she was being mauled?

There are no words that I can offer ....................Just ............................
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!![/color=] [color=red]TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!] TTTHHHWWWAAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAAACCCCKKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

county sheriff took the other dog and put it down already. It was being sent for rabies testing.

I had to send my aunt a card because I was just in shock over the whole thing. Daisy a.k.a. Daiser never hurt anyone and she did not deserve this.

[freefall]

Transmitting hugs telepathically to ((((((BSG1fan and her aunt!))))))) May all the thwacks aim be true......

Could someone someone please do the honors and send a good hearty thwacking to the person who created algebra tests? I think I failed.... :cry:

[shiningstar]

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((BSG))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):rose:

[shiningstar]

Transmitting hugs telepathically to ((((((BSG1fan and her aunt!))))))) May all the thwacks aim be true......

Could someone someone please do the honors and send a good hearty thwacking to the person who created algebra tests? I think I failed.... :cry:

:devil: My pleasure.:devil:
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

The insurance adjuster ruled on what they were going to do about my sister's van. It has been totalled. So please thwack the jerk who caused the accident as the damage and description of the accident looks like he was doing around 45-60 mph when he hit them.

[shiningstar]

The insurance adjuster ruled on what they were going to do about my sister's van. It has been totalled. So please thwack the jerk who caused the accident as the damage and description of the accident looks like he was doing around 45-60 mph when he hit them.
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

okies now a request for hubby to get thwacked right upside his melon. He hogged the bed and the covers for most of the night last night and I was freeezing.

[Rowan]

okies now a request for hubby to get thwacked right upside his melon. He hogged the bed and the covers for most of the night last night and I was freeezing.
another reason why I'm glad I have my own bed in my own room!! :)

Here ya go bsg ;) :D

THWACK!!

[bsg1fan1975]

and now a thwack request for the insurance company of the guy who caused the accident that my brother in law and sister were in recently. They sent them medical release forms for them to sign. My sister contacted their lawyer who told them not to sign 'em because that gives the insurance company the right to go after all their medical records from years ago so that they can look at the records and try to say that their injuries were not from the accident. My sister has left it in the hands of the lawyer!

[Rowan]

THWACK
THWACK
THWACK
BAAAAAAD insurance company - trying to trick people!!! :/:

[bsg1fan1975]

thank you Rowie, my sweet sis!

[Rowan]

anytime my dear bsg!!

If anyone else would like a thwacking or feels they have earned one they are welcome to pop in and I will be happy to do the honours!! :thumbsup: :D

[unowhoandwhy]

I am reporting for my thwack for forgetting kitty's birthday!

[unowhoandwhy]

And some more thwacks for missing all the OTHER birthdays these last few months! Shame on me!

[kitty]

Tut Tut Tut!!!!
How many thwackings is it that need dishing out here?;)

[unowhoandwhy]

How many birthdays did I miss the last... is it FIVE months?! OMG, I am a bad Fleets family member!!!

[Rowan]

How many birthdays did I miss the last... is it FIVE months?! OMG, I am a bad Fleets family member!!! Well now let's see I had a quick look in the calendar and determined that there have been 69 (my favourite number by the way ;) ) members who have celebrated their birthday in the last 5 months! Hmm how to make up for this gross dereliction of duty! Hmmm let me think how we can fix this.... Hang on I'm thinking about this now it's going to take me a moment or two...what could we do... what could we do...:light: wait a second I got it! YES! That’s it we could give you a Thwack for EVERY birthday you missed!! :D

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACKTHWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
:devil:

[bsg1fan1975]

I really want to thwack my sister for her response to an email I sent her yesterday during the bad winter storm we were getting that my husband had to go to work in. I wasn't very happy about his doing so and he go it full barrel last night when he got home from work.

Anyway, I digress on the subject. My sister took my concern in my email and turned it around to be a pity party for her. Mind you my brother in law has to go out in the storm before roads are plowed to go plow and sand but his commute to work is only 4 miles. Yes, his commute can be dangerous but its alot shorter. My hubby's on the other hand was 65 miles, which I consider more dangerous because of the length of the commute. Her response to my email was basically my husband's life wasn't as important as hers' is and that it was okay for my hubby to go to work in such bad weather.

I think that her response deserves a thwacking!

[gmd3d]

Am I up for a thwacking? because I changed my name?? :LOL:

from potemkin to Taranis, The Thunderer . god of celts, master of my backyard
etc, etc

[Rowan]

I really want to thwack my sister for her response to an email I sent her yesterday during the bad winter storm we were getting that my husband had to go to work in. I wasn't very happy about his doing so and he go it full barrel last night when he got home from work.

Anyway, I digress on the subject. My sister took my concern in my email and turned it around to be a pity party for her. Mind you my brother in law has to go out in the storm before roads are plowed to go plow and sand but his commute to work is only 4 miles. Yes, his commute can be dangerous but its alot shorter. My hubby's on the other hand was 65 miles, which I consider more dangerous because of the length of the commute. Her response to my email was basically my husband's life wasn't as important as hers' is and that it was okay for my hubby to go to work in such bad weather.

I think that her response deserves a thwacking!Your wish is my comand dear bsg!! :salute: :D

This sister of yours...*shakes head* :/:

*gives bsg a hug* (((((((((((((((((bsg)))))))))))))))))


THWACK!!!

[Rowan]

Am I up for a thwacking? because I changed my name?? :LOL:

from potemkin to Taranis, The Thunderer . god of celts, master of my backyard
etc, etc

Hmmm Taranis wants a thwaking I think ... ;) :D

All right Taranis assume the position!! :D ;)


THWACK!!

[Archangel]

I can't believe that the poor bugger volunteered for one! *shudder* :D

[Rowan]

I can't believe that the poor bugger volunteered for one! *shudder* :DHmm...Hello Archangel... I have this theory ...being well versed in Thwackings...that when a man posts here he is actually secretly asking for a Thwacking :D

[Archangel]

:eek: uh-oh :eek:

[gmd3d]

When you are the God of Thunder, ha ha :LOL: anything goes :D

thunder effects in the background

[Rowan]

:eek: uh-oh :eek:

HA!! all right you asked for it!!! Assume the position!!


THWACK!! :D ;)

[Rowan]

When you are the God of Thunder, ha ha :LOL: anything goes :D

thunder effects in the background

Why hello Taranis would you be looking for a second Thwacking perhaps?? :D

[gmd3d]

ah no :D . (in a small little voice) after been truly be thwacked

[Rowan]

ah no :D . (in a small little voice) after been truly be thwacked


Hmmmm and yet he comes back to post here ....I'm thinking that maybe Taranis might be expressing a secret wish...;)

[holodoc2000]

Ok. What happened to the bulk of this thread? I thought there were more pages to it.

[Rowan]

holodoc you need to read my first post on this thread...:(

[holodoc2000]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Senmut]

EVERY female in here, just on gegeral principles... :D


THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thomas7g]

We'll get the original threads back. It just will take some time. :D

[Rowan]

We'll get the original threads back. It just will take some time. :D:eek: Are you serious? You explained what it would take and that is an insane amount of work!!

[Rowan]

EVERY female in here, just on gegeral principles... :D


THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Baby !! :love: ;)

[holodoc2000]

LMAO! :) Me thinks it time for the fella's to get a good THWACK. :D

[julix]

EVERY female in here, just on gegeral principles... :D


THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Senmut...........
are ya gonna do us all at once???????????? just wondering??? ;)

[Rowan]

Senmut...........
are ya gonna do us all at once???????????? just wondering??? ;)
:eek: :eek:

[julix]

:eek: :eek:


:LOL: ;) :D

[holodoc2000]

LOL! This little bear thinks we all need to each give Semunt a good THAWKING :D

[Rowan]

I'm ready today if there are any volunteers?


http://pics6.erosboutique.com/paddle-furpassioin.jpg (http://www.erosboutique.org/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=erosbout&Product_Code=FurPassion&Category_Code=Whips_paddles) :Dhttp://www.retailcreations.co.uk/Admin/Files/Products-Photo-303.jpg

[Alaric]

This just keeps getting kinkier.

[BST]

This just keeps getting kinkier.


"The Thwack Mistress spins her web and with each step we edge closer to its snare."

:nervous:

[nextceo]

I NEED a really good THWACKING after a long hard day.... :Nsalute:

[shiningstar]

I NEED a really good THWACKING after a long hard day.... :Nsalute:

:devil:Your wish is my command:devil:
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

:devil:The thwack mistress has returned :naughty: :devil:

[holodoc2000]

Getting him good I see shingingstar. :D

[Excalibur]

If I'm not mistaken, I do believe that thwacking was meant for me. Once again, a similar avatar saves me. :D

[holodoc2000]

If I'm not mistaken, I do believe that thwacking was meant for me. Once again, a similar avatar saves me. :D

tee hee! :D Lets see what we can do to correct things a little then. ;)

*sneaks up on Exclaibur & give him a good.....*

THWACK!!!!!

[Excalibur]

:eek:

[holodoc2000]

tee hee! :D Been awhile since this little bear has been able to give someone their thwack. :D

[Excalibur]

Somehow I'm surprised I haven't received more from you. :LOL:

[holodoc2000]

First time for everyting it seems. ;)

[Excalibur]

1 down!

[holodoc2000]

1 down!

LOL! :D

You ready for next thwacking already?

[shiningstar]

LOL! :D

You ready for next thwacking already?

If so .......:devil:........let me know........:devil:

[bsg1fan1975]

I'd love to give my hubby a thwack right upside his head.

A couple of years ago when we started dating I gave him a jigsaw puzzle with a scene out of the Civil War for his birthday, we never got around to putting it together. So this year while trying to figure out what to get him for Valentine's day it came to me about doing up the puzzle and framing it for his gift this year. All week I worked on this puzzle and Friday the pain in the butt did not let me know he was coming home early, so I was not aware that he was on his way so that I could hide it. He saw it and now its ruined the suprise I had planned for him.

[holodoc2000]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Do you want to borrow my stash to use o him bsgfan? :naughty:

[shiningstar]

:devil:Your wish is my command BSG:devil:
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

:devil:The thwack momma has STRUCK AGAIN :naughty: :devil:

[shiningstar]

LOL! This little bear thinks we all need to each give Semunt a good THAWKING :D

Your wish little dear, is MY COMMAND :devil:TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

I hope you enjoyed that Senmut. :devil::naughty:I certainly did:naughty::devil:

[bsg1fan1975]

funny thing about the whole incident is the fact that he has to buy the frame for his gift tonight!

[shiningstar]

funny thing about the whole incident is the fact that he has to buy the frame for his gift tonight!
:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:

[bsg1fan1975]

still haven't gotten the frame yet but i know where I can get one cheap! Its big enough for the picture and something to use as a border!

[Rowan]

Well I'm going to give on to my BF I think he needs a little shaking up ;)


THWACK!!

[Rowan]

This one is for The 14th Colony who thought it amusing to play nasty tricks on April fools!!!

*Rowan selects he biggest paddle and grabs the spray bottle and prepares to moisten the area to be thwacked!!! *




THWACK
THWACK
THWACK
THWACK

Ok starting to feel a little better now how about you 14th? :D

[shiningstar]

14TH, 14TH, 14TH ...................HERE I am sicker then a dog without water for three days ............and here you are .......pulling pranks.....:...:

TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

There ......................I'm still sick .....................but mentally .........I feel 'much' better.

[The 14th Colony]

:rotf:

[The 14th Colony]

This one is for The 14th Colony who thought it amusing to play nasty tricks on April fools!!!

*Rowan selects he biggest paddle and grabs the spray bottle and prepares to moisten the area to be thwacked!!! *




THWACK
THWACK
THWACK
THWACK

Ok starting to feel a little better now how about you 14th? :D
Oooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaah! Thank you sir, may I have another? :D

[shiningstar]

Oooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaah! Thank you sir, may I have another? :D

Check mine 14th.

[BST]

Uh, 14th, remember me?

I got fooled too.

:devil:

I think I'll cede my turn to Rowan and Shiningstar!
.
.
Ahem,
.
.
.
Ladies,

Thwack Away!!

:D

[Rowan]

Hey an encore performance!! I always take special delight in those!!! :D ;)

Now where did I put that spray bottle? Maybe the crop would be a better choice this time after all variety is the spice of life!! :D ;) 14th assume the position!!! :devil:


THWACK
THWACK
THWACK
THWACK

[Breea]

ME....... for being so stupid.
Breea

[Rowan]

hmmmmm sounds like you need a hug not a Thwack!! http://www.galacticsenate.com/style_emoticons/default/hugs.gif (javascript:add_smilie()

[Breea]

nope..one up against the side of the head..it might knock some sense into me.

[Rowan]

*Rowan pulls up a chair for Breea and one for herself* What happened?

[Breea]

It's just me sweetie.....learning how to readjust.. from being alone to being with and making new friends....haven't done it in quite sometime..so i guess i've been alittle short and haven't meant to be..so I may have been short with a few people and I'm so sorry.
Breea

[Rowan]

See to me that calls for a hug!! ;) :D unless your a little wild thang like moi and take perverse enjoyment in thwackings?:D ;)

[Breea]

Nope..just a little old lady....LOL... thanks for the hug...i'll take all i can get since i don't get any from home :cry:
Breea

[Rowan]

Well we have to fix that can't have people around here not getting enough hugs!!! ;) :D Hmmmm maybe we need a hug thread :smart: :D ;)

((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((Breea)))))))))))))))))))))

[holodoc2000]

:?: Just what did 14th Colony do to deserve the thwacks this round?

[Rowan]

Hey holodoc :D check it out: http://battlestargalactica-fleets.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10035

Then tell me if you would like to join in ;) :D

[onepath]

i think i need to give myself a certified thwack for actualy trying it. in my defence April fools day was yesterday here in the UK. Am i let off? Hell no..........

[shiningstar]

This is for my "LOVING" Family. SInce the seem to feel that when I am sick .... I should be working that much harder, and waiting on the little dears hand and foot (Even when I have a 104* fever)

TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!
TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

There............I feel a 'little' better now.

[Senmut]

Everyone needs one. so,


THWACK!!!!!!!

[holodoc2000]

Time for a little payback then Senmut. ;)

*sneaks up on Senmut* THWACK!!!

[Senmut]

Then, eyes turning white and splitting out shirt, Sen thwacks back.


THWACK!!!!!!!!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

my husband's mechanic. He almost cost us our trip that starts tommorrow by not checking the left front wheelbearing while doing the right front last fall.

[Senmut]

Thwackkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

now my husband deserves one for being a twit!

[Stadia]

Stadia, wearing her thwack proof body armour, posts a message to the board.
_______________________________________________________________


I just wanted to thank you guys and gals for the laugh. Also Rowan wouldnt a spiked paddle be more effective?

[sropi]

Here's the guy who deals the THWACKING with a chainsaw...

[bsg1fan1975]

okies, got a huge request. I need to have thwackings dealt out to everyone in mine and my hubby's family that forgot our anniversary, my parents are excluded from this request as they remembered but everyone else is open game. My inlaws could not even get off their lazy backsides and send a card, their excuse was they didn't have time. yeah, right!

[sropi]

Here it comes:
Brace yourself!
3..
2...
1..
THWACK
THWACK
THWACK

[shiningstar]

[color=yellow]This THWACK goes out to my children. They left their toys out, and didn't pick them up. And YES I [i]TOLD them too. In short I tripped over all the little things they left out .........thereby REBREAKING my little TOE (which was ALMOST compleately HEALED)
[size=36]THHWWAACCKK!! TTHHWWAACCKK!! TTTTTHHHHHWWWWAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!! TTHHWWAACCKK!! TTHHWWAACCKK!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! TTTTHHHHWWWAAACCCKKKK!!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! TTTHHHWWWAAACCCKKK!!!

On the other hand ..........I could have them scrub the tile grout in the bathroom with tooth picks for 40 minutes

[Darrell Lawrence]

...only 40 minutes??? Yer too nice to them! :D

[BST]

Yeah, only 40 minutes? ;)

"Softie"

>>>RUNS LIKE H***!!!>>>

[BST]

btw, WELCOME BACK SHININGSTAR!!!


:heart: WE MISSED YA!! :heart:

[Dawg]

Hey, Shiningstar!

Wondered where you'd wandered off to.

Now I know. Tripping over toys. Some people have all the fun.

I trip over cats.

*Sigh*.

;)

You go, girl.

I am
Dawg
:warrior:

[shiningstar]

Yeah, only 40 minutes? ;)

"Softie"

>>>RUNS LIKE H***!!!>>>

That's not what "THEY" said :devil:

[shiningstar]

Thanks Bst. It's good to be back.

Hey, Shiningstar!

Wondered where you'd wandered off to.

Now I know. Tripping over toys. Some people have all the fun.

I trip over cats.

*Sigh*.

;)

You go, girl.

I am
Dawg
:warrior:

If I weren't allergic to the little dears ........I'd be tripping over the CATS as well ;)

Boy have I EVER missed everyone HERE!

[Compass]

I am THWACKING whomever was supposedly responsible for technical and continuity issues for the new BSG for episodes 201 and 202. I find that person to be guilty of negligence. I am sending them home to their parents with a note that they got THWACKED by their teacher.

[shiningstar]

I am THWACKING whomever was supposedly responsible for technical and continuity issues for the new BSG for episodes 201 and 202. I find that person to be guilty of negligence. I am sending them home to their parents with a note that they got THWACKED by their teacher.

As I don't watch the new series (and yes I've seen a couple of eps as my mother mailed me the tapes) .......I can't help you there.

Is there anyone else that can help him?

[bsg1fan1975]

I'd like to thwack the tire that went flat on my hubby today as he was going to work. I'm so mad that I have to make dinner a bit earlier than I wanted because he is going to be late getting home from work so he can have it fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyImmortal]

This thwacking is going out to the evil masterminds behind "Lost" who have me hopelessly addicted - and obsessive - over the danged show...

[bsg1fan1975]

and to whoever at Skiffy came up with the idea of airing Ghost Hunters, I love that show and find myself rushing around on Wednesday night to get things done ahead of time so I don't miss it!

[LadyImmortal]

I need a thwacking too - just for being so obsessed about a tv show (oh wait... I've been obsessed about more than one tv show...)

[bsg1fan1975]

My brother's ex fiance needs one. She wrote him about her cheating on him and it ended the relationship and has really messed him up to the point where he is so confused about the direction of his life.

[LadyImmortal]

Sounds like she needs to be keel-hauled!

[bsg1fan1975]

I am so hacked off at what she did that I want to rip into her for it. No one hurts my family and gets away with it!

[LadyImmortal]

I'd say you're justified in letting her know just what an immature, inconsiderate and completely unworthy piece of crap she is... :)

A sound thwacking for her! THWACK THWACK!

[bsg1fan1975]

Thanks but at the end of the day I feel that its not worth the effort to do so because she wouldn't understand it anyway. Feel free to thwack her into the ground though!

[shiningstar]

Just to let you know that the THWACK MOMMA is back :devil:

TTTTTTHHHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BST]

Just to let you know that the THWACK MOMMA is back :devil:

TTTTTTHHHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tiptoes quietly toward the back door..........hopefully no squeaky floor boards.

:nervous:

[shiningstar]

Tiptoes quietly toward the back door..........hopefully no squeaky floor boards.

:nervous:

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice try dear one :devil:

[shiningstar]

Today I am sending my youngest child Sarah to be THWACKED. She broke my food scale and didn't tell me. So, I was over by 2 ounces on my food for a week and didn't know it :yikes: :hack: :eek: :rage: :no: :rage: :eek: :hack: :yikes:

TTTTTHHHHHWWWWWAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

Can I get a big Thwack for my stepdad who thinks that he is going to sit around and watch tv all weekend while the rest of us pack the house to move next Friday to our new house.

[bsg1fan1975]

my lit professor who is a nit picky twerp!

[Kronus]

How about a THAWCK to those who like to dump ice down the shirts of us fellow warriors! :P: ;)

[bsg1fan1975]

awww come on I'm only having fun!

[shiningstar]

How about a THAWCK to those who like to dump ice down the shirts of us fellow warriors! :P: ;)

[I][B]THWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's that?

[BST]

yipe.... yipe..... yipe..... yipe....



:duck: :nervous:

[shiningstar]

yipe.... yipe..... yipe..... yipe....



:duck: :nervous:

That's mild compared to what I did to my hubby, when he did that :hack:

[Kronus]

[I][B]THWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's that?

Hee hee, thanks

[bsg1fan1975]

owwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Just you wait Kronus, next time it may not be ice you get down your uniform!

[Kronus]

owwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Just you wait Kronus, next time it may not be ice you get down your uniform!

Flirt! :D

[bsg1fan1975]

not me I'm happily married!

anywho, can I get a great big thwacking for the idiot who sent a virus to hack my computer? I can only get online at school twice a week till its fix which hubby is trying to do at this time. As for the thwacking go ahead and thwack the fracking jerk into the ground and then some!