View Full Version : An escaped Muppet!
martok2112
October 21st, 2004, 01:38 AM
I had to laugh my astrums off!
Sandy, our beloved Two Brained Cylon, hit the nail on the head when he described Lee Goldberg as an escaped Muppet.
It would seem that there are three escaped Muppets at this time.
There is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/martok2112/BunsenHoneydew.jpg
Gonzo the Great:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/martok2112/Gonzo.jpg
or my personal favorite:
The Sweedish Chef:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/martok2112/SweedishChef.jpg
Now that the photos have been confirmed, we anticipate recapture of these escaped Muppets to be quick...and we can all go back to our usual routine.
Irreverently,
Martok2112
bsg1fan1975
October 21st, 2004, 03:22 AM
:rotf: :LOL:
Martok, your so bad!
jewels
October 21st, 2004, 07:07 AM
Oye!
You all were desperate for silliness yesterday, weren't you?
Archangel
October 21st, 2004, 09:29 AM
:rotf:
Great!!!
Ioraptor
October 21st, 2004, 10:08 AM
Hmmmm? Did someone say 'muppet hunt'? I happen to be a retired muppet hunter. I might be willing to impart a few tips.
Actually there isnt much to muppet hunting.
The trick is to flush them out. To flush them out you have to understand a muppets nature.
Muppets are driven to correct spelling errors or finish number strings.
So.....
First prepare a shotgun, preferably of the sawed off variety. Muppets, when they appear, will come into close range. While most are small, loud and brightly colored, others are very large and can present a threat if enraged (never deny a muppet a cookie).....Thus the need for a shotgun.
Then start singing the ABC song; you know, A B C D E F G etc or alternately start counting to 10. Whichever strategy you choose, pretend to forget what the next letter or number is and stop! This triggers a muppets genetic trait to approach you and finish the number string or offer up the the next letter in the alphabet........
OPEN FIRE! BAM!
Muppets make great rugs.
hope this helps
martok2112
October 21st, 2004, 12:13 PM
Hmmmm? Did someone say 'muppet hunt'? I happen to be a retired muppet hunter. I might be willing to impart a few tips.
Actually there isnt much to muppet hunting.
The trick is to flush them out. To flush them out you have to understand a muppets nature.
Muppets are driven to correct spelling errors or finish number strings.
So.....
First prepare a shotgun, preferably of the sawed off variety. Muppets, when they appear, will come into close range. While most are small, loud and brightly colored, others are very large and can present a threat if enraged (never deny a muppet a cookie).....Thus the need for a shotgun.
Then start singing the ABC song; you know, A B C D E F G etc or alternately start counting to 10. Whichever strategy you choose, pretend to forget what the next letter or number is and stop! This triggers a muppets genetic trait to approach you and finish the number string or offer up the the next letter in the alphabet........
OPEN FIRE! BAM!
Muppets make great rugs.
hope this helps
:rotf:
Ioraptor
October 22nd, 2004, 10:11 AM
Ya know I just realized that my joke above could be interpreted as a threat to whats-his-name-who-insulted-fans guy. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew the joke was just to change the subject and hopefully provoke some laughter.
But I'm serious about Muppets. They do make good rugs. Especially the big ones.
Archangel
October 22nd, 2004, 10:15 AM
wacka wacka wacka!!! :D
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