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PlaidSquadron
October 19th, 2004, 07:41 PM
For a quick laugh:

How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings Pinball Machine?

None - it only takes Tolkiens!
Senmut
October 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM
Okay...
What do you call a horse playing a violin?

"Fiddler on the Hoof."
Ninja
October 20th, 2004, 05:45 AM
Okay okay...
What do you call a biscuit that flies?

A plain one! ;)
bsg1fan1975
October 20th, 2004, 11:24 AM
What do you call a banana with wings?

A flying banana!
Senmut
October 28th, 2004, 12:20 AM
What do you buy condoms with?

A rubber check!

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