Appropriate Use For The 'f' Word.....

[emerita]

THERE HAVE BEEN ONLY 11 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN THE 'F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATELY USED........



11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians ome from?"
Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#%$ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her."
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003

1. "What do you @#$%ing mean this is only a Catagory Four Hurricane"

Emerita, Sept, 2004

[The 14th Colony]

Really f*ing funny, Emmy!

[shiningstar]

Really f*ing funny, Emmy!
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[amberstar]

Good use of words EM :D


:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[shiningstar]

I think so too :D

[Senmut]

Emerita, where the fracking felcercarb did you get the idea for this thread?

[Rowan]

Holy Toledo! Senmut changed his avatar!!:blink:

[Senmut]

Okay, here are a few more...

"What the @#$% ? You mean there IS a God?"
Madelyn Murry O'Hare

"Really? No @#$%ing kidding. Vesuvius is what?"
Mayor of Pompeii, A.D. 79

"Houston, we have a major @#$%ing problem!"
Apollo XIII astronauts.

"Oh, @#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$................!"
Cannanite soldier on the walls of Jericho.

"Oh @#$% !"
Adam, on being told the facts of life by God.

[emerita]

Emerita, where the fracking felcercarb did you get the idea for this thread?

A good while ago my friend in Miami sent me a joke with a few of the sayings in it... I remembered it, because I found myself saying the F word a few times as I was assessing my damage. Then I said, now I know how the Captain of the Titanic felt, then I remembered the joke. I added a few famous people I knew everyone would know....I thought putting myself as #1 would be appropriate...lol :blush:
Now I would imagine, that Kingfish is saying the same things I did as I looked out my windows.......

[shiningstar]

Emerita, where the fracking felcercarb did you get the idea for this thread? Come to think of it SENMUT ........I am not so certain I want to know the answer to that :eek:

[bsg1fan1975]

cute Em. I once saw a t-shirt in England that had these on them 11 yrs ago. I wished I had bought it then.

[shiningstar]

I haven't seen too many tee shirts like that

[bsg1fan1975]

I haven't either since I was over there but look out if I can find it!

[shiningstar]

I'll be watching Bsg :D

[bsg1fan1975]

i sent this to my sister and she loved it!

[Muffit]

ROTFL Emerita :rotf:

[emerita]

I am glad you all liked it....I have it printed up hanging on my fridge.....lol

Yeah, Ace, I would love to have a tee shirt printed up like it too.....hmmm, There is a print shop near me...I wonder..... :)