Teacher Arrested!!!

[Muffit]

At PhoenixSkyHarbor airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashland said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashland said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."



When asked to comment on the arrest, the President said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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[BST]

LOL, Muffit :laugh: :laugh:

I always suspected that my Math teachers were hiding something (besides the correct answers) !!

[Rowan]

Muffit I LOVE it! very clever! LOL!:D

[shiningstar]

At PhoenixSkyHarbor airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashland said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashland said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."



When asked to comment on the arrest, the President said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

** Brought to you by the makers of "Beaver Buds" -- the instant spud that's made out of mud... ***
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[julix]

Muffit........ :D :laugh:

[thomas7g]

Ohmygod that was funny!

AL-GEBRA! ...it always did sound evil to me.

Fuzzy Math on the other hand sounds .... adorable and non threatening!

[Archangel]

That was great, Muffit! :laugh:

[The 14th Colony]

That was hilarious, Muffit. :laugh:

[repcisg]

Good grief - that was hilarious!!


I'm going to have to burn my math books!

[braxiss]

i knew there was a reason i hated my math teacher back in high school

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[shiningstar]

i knew there was a reason i hated my math teacher back in high school

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:D :D :D DITTO :D :D :D

[bsg1fan1975]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: only our dear Muffit would think of something like that! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[shiningstar]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: only our dear Muffit would think of something like that! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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SOOOOOOOOO TRUE

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