Flamingo Girl
July 13th, 2004, 01:59 PM
WASHINGTON POST runs a column each summer listing interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.
5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.
16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
(On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.
5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.
16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.