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[Muffit]

The Bridge



A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,


"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."


The man thought about it for a long time.


Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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[Bombadil]

Aww. . .isn't that just like a woman? Blaming yourself just because most men are too lazy to make the effort to understand you! Horsefeathers! Put the blame where it belongs!!:P::girl:

And remember that sign I mentioned some other place, the one hanging on the salesroom wall that said:
"Around here a woman has to accomplish twice as much as a man to get the same amount of attention. Fortunately, it isn't difficult."

[unowhoandwhy]

An oldie but a goodie, muffit!

[bsg1fan1975]

not going to enter into that one. I am extricating myself out of self preservation.