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Rowan
May 25th, 2004, 01:34 AM
ok the best I can do so far is 445mph I can't figure out how he got 1517 mph??!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

:D ;)

bsg1fan1975
May 25th, 2004, 03:49 AM
too addicitive!

The 14th Colony
May 25th, 2004, 04:15 AM
ok the best I can do so far is 400mph I can't figure out how he got 1517 mph??!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

:D ;)
Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. ;)

Rowan
May 25th, 2004, 10:46 AM
Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. ;)


I did consider that actually LOL! ;) :D

bsg1fan1975
May 25th, 2004, 12:40 PM
got it up to almost 300 mph!

Gemini1999
May 25th, 2004, 10:47 PM
Spanking the monkey is what guys do best, Rowan. We excell at such high speeds. The guy who got 1517mph has been spanking the monkey all his life in practice for that. ;)

14th -

I'm not so sure that any guy would want to advertise such expertise - not if he is trying to use it as a "selling point" to another woman anyway..... I'm not even sure that one would want to admit such prowress to a group of guys either!

Bryan
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Rowan
May 25th, 2004, 10:59 PM
14th -

I'm not so sure that any guy would want to advertise such expertise - not if he is trying to use it as a "selling point" to another woman anyway..... I'm not even sure that one would want to admit such prowress to a group of guys either!

Bryanmmmmm you do have a point there Gemini! LOL! ;) :D

Although it's a safe way to relieve pent up energy and avoid contracting certain unwanted diseases...and if you’re completely comfortable with your sexuality then what the heck...aren't guys titillated when women talk about relieving pent up frustrations? Or am I woefully mistaken?:D ;)

The 14th Colony
May 26th, 2004, 09:09 PM
Now wait a minute here...it's not like I do that kind of thing. I was talking about...other guys. But seriously, if a guy could actualy span his monkey at 400 miles per hour, he would wind up sparking a fire!

Rowan
May 27th, 2004, 12:32 PM
Now wait a minute here...it's not like I do that kind of thing.:no: no never! I'm sure you are pure as the driven snow;) :D I was talking about...other guys. But seriously, if a guy could actualy spank his monkey at 400 miles per hour, he would wind up sparking a fire! wispers <or be very very raw>

The 14th Colony
May 27th, 2004, 11:40 PM
wispers <or be very very raw>
Been there, done that.

Damn! I forgot to turn off my inner monologue again! :blush: