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thomas7g
May 8th, 2004, 07:35 PM
Scanning my old cds looking for info of mine I came across some fun stuff like this I burned and forgot long ago. Its pretty neat. I hope you like it. If you ever get in a gunfight it may help.
;)





Rules of Gunfighting

You may someday need to apply one or more of these



The absolute First Rule of a Gunfight, in Mark Moritz' brilliantly enunciated aphorism, is "Have a gun!" The rest will supplement that first rule....

1. Have a gun.

a. Preferably, have at least two guns.

b. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

5. Proximity negates skill. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun... and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works every time. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

a. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

13. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

14. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect your own flank.

15. Don't drop your guard.

16. Always perform a tactical reload and then threat scan 360 degrees.

17. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)

18. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

19. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

20. Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

21. Be courteous to everyone. Friendly to no one.

22. Your number one option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

23. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."

a. Nothing handheld is a reliable stopper.



Collected by Dean Speir , Formerly Famous Gunwriter

BST
May 8th, 2004, 07:55 PM
:laugh: :laugh:

What a hoot!

( although, there's a few good things, there, to remember. )

thomas7g
May 8th, 2004, 08:09 PM
I looked up "pucker factor"

"old military slang term for an attack of gut-clenching fear."

:)

Darth Marley
May 8th, 2004, 09:32 PM
As I understand it, it isn't the "gut" that clenches.

Sci-Fi
May 8th, 2004, 11:42 PM
lol..funny stuff. The only thing they left out is that historically most gunfights start and end with somebody getting shot in the back or ambushed. Face to face stand up stuff was pretty rare.

bsg1fan1975
May 10th, 2004, 11:33 AM
they forgot one!

Always make sure you are wearing clean underwear when you go into a gunfight!

unowhoandwhy
May 11th, 2004, 12:44 PM
they forgot one!

Always make sure you are wearing clean underwear when you go into a gunfight!

But why? You probably won't be when the gunfight is over. ;) :D

thomas7g
May 11th, 2004, 01:53 PM
I thought of that too!

kitty
May 11th, 2004, 02:01 PM
Kitty will remember those rules for her next mission! ;)
LOL

bsg1fan1975
May 12th, 2004, 03:24 AM
just in case you are the one being buried afterwards. don't you ever remember your mother saying if you got in an accident to make sure you had on clean undies in case they took you to the hospital. Same applies for gunfighting.

cranky1c
May 12th, 2004, 07:03 AM
Funny.

Too bad Alexander Hamilton didn't have these rules handy....

bsg1fan1975
May 12th, 2004, 12:50 PM
I think his mother never told him that!