Why Women Shouldn't Blind Date Online...

[Muffit]

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/15554/BlindOnlineDate.jpg

:D

[Rowan]

MUFFIT OMG!!!!! why are you doing this to my poor innocent mind!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Muffit]

:laugh:

[kitty]

:laugh:

Where did you get that?

He looks like my friends dad.
Not that I have seen my friends dad in that state of undress. :)

[Gemini1999]

Where did you get that?

He looks like my friends dad.
Not that I have seen my friends dad in that state of undress. :)


*Sigh*

Why, oh why did we have to start allowing photos to get posted here at Fleets....?

If someone can tell me how a picture of an "ugly, naked, fat guy" (Yes, I watch "Friends") is allowed on a "family friendly" board where swearing and comments of a sexual content are frowned upon, I'd like to hear the explanation.

To comment on the sexual one-sidedness of this thread - maybe one of the guys could come up with a pic of an "ugly, naked, fat chick" and post it - or we could get the two together and get them off the pc...!

In a word - "EW!"

Best,
Bryan
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[Rowan]

Oh no Gemini please don't encourage more scary picutres... :eek: but this body type is becoming more common in nursing now that 60 % of the north american population is obeses. Can you imagine how a little 120 lbs 5'2" woman like me is supposed to move/clean/etc. a person of this size? the other day it took six of us to move a 400lbs person form the stretcher to the bed. :/:

[Muffit]

Hi Gemini! Sorry, I will remove it if you like. I thought it was safe because nothing obscene is actually shown. And you should know by now I am anything but the kind who would post obscenity. My uncle, who has a tremendous sense of humor, sent this to my mom, and she sent it to me. From the list of CC's it looks like this is circulating far and wide on the net. I'm sure it was posed as a joke.

As I said, if it offends anyone, I will remove it straightaway. And yes, this could just as easily have been a woman, however due to the fact that women have so many naughty bits you couldn't find an angle that is PG. :)

:muffit:

[Gemini1999]

Muffit -

I'm not really offended - I was more stunned than anything else....! If nobody else objects, I'm cool with it.

You are right, your character is above reproach - I would never question it.

Best,
Bryan
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[Rowan]

Bryan I was begining to think maybe you needed a hug today :)

[Gemini1999]

Bryan I was begining to think maybe you needed a hug today :)


What makes you say that?
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[Rowan]

All your posts today seemed a little grumpy? :duck: I though maybe you were having a rough day or were feeling out of sorts...so I thought you could use a hug...I hug people when they are having a bad day... :)
it's really hard to tell when you can't see or hear someone, and your complete strangers :)
Even you "what makes you say that?" sounds anoyed :nervous:

[shiningstar]

*Sigh*

Why, oh why did we have to start allowing photos to get posted here at Fleets....?

If someone can tell me how a picture of an "ugly, naked, fat guy" (Yes, I watch "Friends") is allowed on a "family friendly" board where swearing and comments of a sexual content are frowned upon, I'd like to hear the explanation.

To comment on the sexual one-sidedness of this thread - maybe one of the guys could come up with a pic of an "ugly, naked, fat chick" and post it - or we could get the two together and get them off the pc...!

In a word - "EW!"

Best,
Bryan

Thank you ......but you do have to admit it ........MUFFIT does have a point :blush: :duck: :blush:

[shiningstar]

And no I'm NOT offended by it :blush:

[The 14th Colony]

Muffit! That's the last time I ever cyber with you!!! I thought I could trust you when I sent you my photo in my obviously vulnerable state, but now I'm the laughing stock of the board! How could you do this to me?

[Rowan]

Muffit! That's the last time I ever cyber with you!!! I thought I could trust you when I sent you my photo in my obviously vulnerable state, but now I'm the laughing stock of the board! How could you do this to me?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;)

[shiningstar]

Muffit! That's the last time I ever cyber with you!!! I thought I could trust you when I sent you my photo in my obviously vulnerable state, but now I'm the laughing stock of the board! How could you do this to me?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Muffit]

Muffit! That's the last time I ever cyber with you!!! I thought I could trust you when I sent you my photo in my obviously vulnerable state, but now I'm the laughing stock of the board! How could you do this to me?

14th! You are a riot!!!! :D :D :D :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[The 14th Colony]

:laugh: :P: :laugh:

[Flamingo Girl]

Why is that man naked??

That man should NEVER be naked!

[Rowan]

He probably has difficulty finding clothes that fit...just easier to go naked at home

[amberstar]

LMAO!! Muffit that would keep any girl from on line dateing!! :D :D

Amber :laugh:

[braxiss]

my eyes, i'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help me i can't see, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Muffit]

my eyes, i'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help me i can't see, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

ROTFL!!! :D
:muffit:

[amberstar]

my eyes, i'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help me i can't see, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D :D

Amber

[bsg1fan1975]

thank god that I am not single anymore! Not that I ever thought dating online was an option for me!

[Stray Viper]

Thank god I'm a guy!!

[thomas7g]

oh my gawd!

That's downright scary!

now... where are my pants?!?

[unowhoandwhy]

oh my gawd!

That's downright scary!

now... where are my pants?!?

If you're really, really nice to me I might tell you where I put them.

:D ;) :naughty: :devil:

[Rowan]

oh my gawd!

That's downright scary!

now... where are my pants?!?
Thanks Thomas now your as bad as muffit! ;) :D All these naked posters and you guys thought I was bad!:D

[kitty]

If you're really, really nice to me I might tell you where I put them.

:D ;) :naughty: :devil:
Uno, are you hiding his underwear or his trousers?
To us Brits "pants" mean undies, and I was wondering what would you be doing with Thomas's? :confused: ;)

[unowhoandwhy]

Uno, are you hiding his underwear or his trousers?
To us Brits "pants" mean undies, and I was wondering what would you be doing with Thomas's? :confused: ;)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I totally forgot about that interpretation of the word. I once got into an argument with my goddaughter, who was born in Wales & now lives on the Isle of Wight, over whether it was "rooster" or "cockerel" and eventually gave up on convincing her that both were right (five year olds know everything, you know!).

And, when I was in England for the first time as an exchange student in 1989 (oh my god am I getting old or what?!), we all got a big kick out of a sign in a gift shop that said "sheep rubbers" as that is not what we call things that erase pencil marks in the States, whether they are shaped like sheep or not!

[nightscape2112]

that pic would make a sane person poke thier eyes out< luckly i"m far from sane> still a scary pic.

nightscape

[kitty]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I totally forgot about that interpretation of the word. I once got into an argument with my goddaughter, who was born in Wales & now lives on the Isle of Wight, over whether it was "rooster" or "cockerel" and eventually gave up on convincing her that both were right (five year olds know everything, you know!).

And, when I was in England for the first time as an exchange student in 1989 (oh my god am I getting old or what?!), we all got a big kick out of a sign in a gift shop that said "sheep rubbers" as that is not what we call things that erase pencil marks in the States, whether they are shaped like sheep or not!
Rubbers do have both meanings over here, but you will not get a funny look if you ask for one in a stationary shop.
Cockerel is used here rather than rooster.
Purse and gas is different, and many more that come to mind.

have you ever been to Wales or Isle of White?

[PlaidSquadron]

ON the bright side, at least the thread title isn't "Why Men Shouldn't Blind Date on line...."

[unowhoandwhy]

Rubbers do have both meanings over here, but you will not get a funny look if you ask for one in a stationary shop.
Cockerel is used here rather than rooster.
Purse and gas is different, and many more that come to mind.

have you ever been to Wales or Isle of White?

I was in Wales in 1989, 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2001. My friends moved to the Isle of Wight in late 2001 and I haven't flown since 9/11 so I haven't seen their house yet. But, I am finally headed back this year and look forward to it. Wales is lovely, my friends lived in Bridgend (which is why I am Aunty Gend to my goddaughter, as she had never heard a "Jen" instead of a "Gend" sound before) and we travelled all over southern Wales. I especially like Cardiff Castle (http://www.cardiffcastle.com/castle.htm) even though it is a showcase for Victorian excess. The Smiling Madonna statue is gorgeous and inspiring. But Castell Coch (http://www.castlexplorer.co.uk/wales/coch/coch.php) is my favorite William Burges design as it is straight out of a fairytale. My friend worked as a tour guide at Cardiff Castle when she was at university and is a real William Burges fanatic... er, I meant "expert". :)

...How did I get so far off topic, anyway?

[Flamingo Girl]

It's such a horrible topic, any excursion away is refreshing.
I'm just an anglophile stuck in The States.

My foster family was stationed in Bichester in the early 70's, and my "Mum" made friends with a neighbor, who invited to stay the night, and on her way up to her room, the husband asked her what time she wanted him to "knock her up". She froze half-way up the stairs until he explained that it meant to wake her, and there was much embarrased laughter when he found out what that meant in American.

And Sorrell, one more word for you, fanny. In America, even men have one of those, you call it a bum.