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thomas7g
March 14th, 2004, 03:27 PM
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week."


"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?


He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


I did, they're in your tackle box.

:duck:
Rowan
March 14th, 2004, 03:41 PM
a ha ha ha ha very cute, smart wife....:D
BST
March 14th, 2004, 06:03 PM
Sounds like 'soon-to-be ex-husband'.

:)
thomas7g
March 14th, 2004, 06:20 PM
ya know... I would think she would worry about her husband wearing blue silk pajamas on a business trip with his boss even if she weren't worry about an affair.

Something very weird about that no matter how you cut it! :D
BST
March 14th, 2004, 06:25 PM
You got that right, Tom. Either way, "it don't look good!"

:laugh:
Rowan
March 14th, 2004, 06:27 PM
I have to admit I was kind of wondering about that as well:/:
unowhoandwhy
March 15th, 2004, 09:29 AM
So, is the moral of the story: "Pack your own darn pyjamas when you're having an affair, you idiot." or "Don't cheat on your wife."?

;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
braxiss
March 15th, 2004, 03:44 PM
busted :blink: :eek: :erk:
thomas7g
March 15th, 2004, 04:49 PM
he shoulda kept his condoms in his tacklebox. THEN he might have found his pajamas.

:D
Rowan
March 15th, 2004, 04:53 PM
But Thomas she's the one who put the PJ's in the tackle box...then she'd see the condoms....you are obviously not an experienced cheater Thomas...;) that's a good thing:D
thomas7g
March 16th, 2004, 11:36 PM
OH DAMN!

ummm..... they are actually fish bait holders! Yeah... That's it!

:D
Rowan
March 17th, 2004, 01:13 AM
nice try...:D
Senmut
March 17th, 2004, 01:27 AM
Of course, silk jammies in THE WOODS?????? uh huh. Like this is totally possible.
Rowan
March 17th, 2004, 01:29 AM
I've never know a man to wear anything to bed?:)
Senmut
March 17th, 2004, 01:29 AM
he shoulda kept his condoms in his tacklebox. THEN he might have found his pajamas.

:D

He didn't have any. He didn't have enough money in his account, and he ended up passing a rubber check.
Muffit
March 17th, 2004, 12:20 PM
LOL Thomas :).
That story had a nice hook... ;)

:muffit:
Rowan
March 17th, 2004, 12:23 PM
watch out Muffit your crusin' for a Thwack makin' corny puns like that!;) :D
bsg1fan1975
March 17th, 2004, 12:24 PM
this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".

Kinda fits the story a little!
Muffit
March 17th, 2004, 12:34 PM
watch out Muffit your crusin' for a Thwack makin' corny puns like that!;) :D

:D
Rowan
March 17th, 2004, 12:47 PM
this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".

Kinda fits the story a little!


It does doesn't it...I LOVE that song!:D
bsg1fan1975
March 18th, 2004, 03:08 AM
yep I've seen the video and it makes me laugh everytime!

The girl in the video is the woman he's with in RL
shiningstar
March 18th, 2004, 10:47 AM
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week."


"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?


He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


I did, they're in your tackle box.

:duck:

Howwwwwwwwwww CUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve that story ;)
shiningstar
March 18th, 2004, 10:48 AM
ya know... I would think she would worry about her husband wearing blue silk pajamas on a business trip with his boss even if she weren't worry about an affair.

Something very weird about that no matter how you cut it! :D

True but it still makes for a good story :D
Rowan
March 18th, 2004, 10:50 AM
yep I've seen the video and it makes me laugh everytime!

The girl in the video is the woman he's with in RLI know they just got married, they make a real sweet couple:)
shiningstar
March 18th, 2004, 10:56 AM
Of course, silk jammies in THE WOODS?????? uh huh. Like this is totally possible.

Suuuuure it is! :naughty:
shiningstar
March 18th, 2004, 10:57 AM
this story reminds me of a country song by Brad Paisley titled "I'm Gonna Miss her", most people call it "The fishing song".

Kinda fits the story a little!

I saw that video! I loved it! :D
bsg1fan1975
March 18th, 2004, 12:15 PM
I crack up everytime its on!
shiningstar
March 18th, 2004, 01:50 PM
I crack up everytime its on!

Me too Bsg1fan :D :laugh:
bsg1fan1975
March 19th, 2004, 03:23 AM
the whole video makes me laugh, especially when he choses to fish and she is throwing all of his stuff outside!
Rowan
March 19th, 2004, 09:36 AM
I feel the same way ladies , he has a good sense of humour!
thomas7g
March 19th, 2004, 11:41 AM
I miss so much when I don't watch my music videos no more. :(
bsg1fan1975
March 19th, 2004, 12:18 PM
poor Tom. Here's a shoulder to cry on!
Rowan
March 19th, 2004, 01:05 PM
Thomas why don't you watch music videos anymore? you could have a tv dedicated to that...;)
shiningstar
March 19th, 2004, 01:09 PM
Thomas why don't you watch music videos anymore? you could have a tv dedicated to that...;)

I used to do that :blush:
thomas7g
March 19th, 2004, 01:10 PM
I guess cause I can't relate to most modern videos.

:D
Rowan
March 19th, 2004, 01:12 PM
this is a country video and most of them are rather wholsome and a little old fashioned:)
bsg1fan1975
March 19th, 2004, 01:51 PM
yup. I get grief from people I grew up with cause I don't listen to the same crap they do. I grew up listening to country because my parents liked it and I was around it so much!
shiningstar
March 20th, 2004, 01:08 PM
yup. I get grief from people I grew up with cause I don't listen to the same crap they do. I grew up listening to country because my parents liked it and I was around it so much!

I get that too. THey complained that I changed. I told them .......I am who
I am if they don't like it TOUGH ........I like myself just fine. :D