Muffit
March 3rd, 2004, 04:42 PM
Disclaimer: To all, this is meant PURELY in fun! I mean no disrespect to those who enjoyed the new mini series, really! Just trying to have fun with a picture Thomas made and garner some laughs. Hope you all enjoy and take it as it is meant, just for fun and silliness.
http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/15554/lovestar.jpg
The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture… :D)
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Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!
The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…
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Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…
Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”
Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”
Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”
Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”
Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”
Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)
Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”
Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”
Two soda machines molest each other in the background.
Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”
Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”
Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)
Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.
Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”
Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”
Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”
Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.
Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”
Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”
Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.
Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”
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Music fades out…
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http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/15554/lovestar.jpg
The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture… :D)
:music:
Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!
The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…
:music:
Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…
Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”
Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”
Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”
Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”
Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”
Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)
Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”
Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”
Two soda machines molest each other in the background.
Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”
Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”
Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)
Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.
Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”
Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”
Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”
Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.
Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”
Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”
Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.
Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”
:music:
Music fades out…
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