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Titon
February 7th, 2004, 12:46 PM
YOWCH!

That's gonna leave a mark!

See what the wife does to ya when you doze off!

:)

Firefly
February 7th, 2004, 01:00 PM
Ice is your friend!!
So is, staying off your feet.
:salute:

:alien: End of Line :alien:

Muffit
February 7th, 2004, 01:48 PM
??? :confused: ???

Did I miss something? Don't be giving us ideas Don... :D

:muffit:

Titon
February 7th, 2004, 03:57 PM
LOL

I think i've been nuetered!

;)

Muffit
February 7th, 2004, 04:03 PM
:laugh:

jewels
February 7th, 2004, 04:54 PM
Don, Ow! just to be empathetic.

Firefly, have you gotten your boxset yet? Isn't it a blast? (I only got to see 2-3 eps before the show ended, but the boxset was a treat. Reminds me, I still have to look for some of the extras, watch the deleted scenes....one of these days.

emerita
February 7th, 2004, 05:42 PM
Titon......Just think of it as this ...You have saved your wife terrible discomfort. Having the tubes tied is very distressing to the body....and alot more involved than having junior sniped...You must indeed love her dearly....

Firefly
February 7th, 2004, 05:46 PM
Firefly, have you gotten your boxset yet?

Nope, not yet. Two reasons really (ok, ok, they're excuses... :) ) One: The Cylon Head. I LOVED the cylons. Colonials, eh, who cares. CYLONS Rocked!! Playing Battlestar as a kid, I always was a Cylon. The Cylon box is a mishaped Cylon Head...dunno, just seems "wrong" to me. ;) I'll wait for the regular box. Two: At the time the BSG Boxed set was available where I shop, so was the Firefly boxed set...I only had enough cash for one....judging by my nick-name, and my feelings about the Cylon head, guess which I bought?? ;)

As soon as the regularbox set gets stocked, I am SO there! I miss my chrome toasters in action...and the red eye...and the monotone machine voice. :cylon:


:alien: End of Line :alien:

jewels
February 7th, 2004, 06:07 PM
Ooops, I was wondering how you liked your Firefly Boxset? Conundrum is a big fan & he got me hooked.

I really liked my boxset of that.

Firefly
February 7th, 2004, 06:50 PM
Ooops, I was wondering how you liked your Firefly Boxset?


OOOOOOOOOhhhhh... :blush: My bad. :)
Yeah, I got the Firefly boxed set....Absolutely loved it!! It made alot more sense watching the eps in order. Now I'm just waiting for the movie!! :D
Sorry I misunderstood...I just assumed BSG since we're in a BSG forum. :blush:

That's what I get for "Assuming"..heheheheheh ;)
Glad you like it too! :salute:


:alien: End Trans :alien:

shiningstar
February 7th, 2004, 08:27 PM
My husband kept Saying ................"SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
I'll g-gggg-et it ddddd-dd-donnnnnnnnne" ...................................................


Can we all say "CHICKEN"???????????

Jeeper
February 7th, 2004, 08:57 PM
Don,
I don't know about your doc, but mine recommended Wild Turkey to help me through it (five years ago).....Now, it only hurts when I laugh!

The 14th Colony
February 7th, 2004, 09:17 PM
What's a vasectomy? Is that like a lobotomy? Same area, right?

Muffit
February 7th, 2004, 10:01 PM
What's a vasectomy? Is that like a lobotomy? Same area, right?

ROTFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D :laugh:

:muffit:

Jeeper
February 7th, 2004, 11:01 PM
Nah, not a lobotomy...like I said, it only hurts when I laugh! Actually, the hippie who did mine five years ago literally told my wife that I was to "Sit on my A**" for three days, and she was to wait on my hand and foot, I wasn't supposed to move around. He also "Prescribed" Wild Turkey (or the wiskey of my choice) in addition to the Tylenol with codine! Now, I wouldn't recommend driving 1500 miles the following weekend....THAT was no fun....and no, it doesn't "Leave a Mark"

DarkJedi
February 8th, 2004, 12:14 AM
OMG!!! I know this is serious but man I can't help but laugh at all the posts! Sorry to hear it but I agree with Em on the tubes tying thing.

just get some ice....it will help. and lots of Advil!!!

BST
February 8th, 2004, 06:26 AM
What's a vasectomy? Is that like a lobotomy? Same area, right?

Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

:duck: :laugh:

emerita
February 8th, 2004, 06:38 AM
What's a vasectomy? Is that like a lobotomy? Same area, right?

:wtf: LOL...if you are serious about not knowing what a Vasectomy is my brother, I'll tell you....*snicker*...no seriously. In my years of working in surgery, I have assisted on about 100 of the procedures.... *snip...snip...snipsnipsnip*..... :eek: :blush: ;)

Titon
February 8th, 2004, 08:19 AM
Lobotomy! Let me check! Ah oh.

Actually it wasn't bad at all. If my wife can give birth to 2 children it's a small price to pay.

I have a friend that went in for this procedure. 10 minutes from having it done he chickened out and walked out of the office. He SAYS he was late and the doctor wouldn't perform the surgery. Yeah right!

You should have seen the look on his wife's face when she found out i had it done. Let's just say he didn't need anymore ice in his drink!

LOL

:)

Titon
February 8th, 2004, 08:21 AM
Hey Jewels, Firefly's return is still in the works. Since i freelance for Zoic there's a good chance i might be able to work on the next movie.

Stay tuned.

:)

Lurkerzrule
February 8th, 2004, 06:41 PM
I have assisted on about 100 of the procedures.... *snip...snip...snipsnipsnip*..... :eek: :blush: ;)


Oh man. I don't know if its the *snip* of your post or the rhythm of the *snip* that makes me a little nervous. :eek:

:laugh:

jewels
February 8th, 2004, 07:55 PM
Hey Jewels, Firefly's return is still in the works. Since i freelance for Zoic there's a good chance i might be able to work on the next movie.

Stay tuned.

:)Megacoolness. Between Joss and the Zoic gang at least you know there won't be any fracking done to that firefly or those huge cruisers.

shiningstar
February 9th, 2004, 06:46 PM
OMG!!! I know this is serious but man I can't help but laugh at all the posts! Sorry to hear it but I agree with Em on the tubes tying thing.

just get some ice....it will help. and lots of Advil!!!


I can't help laughing about the posts either ...... :laugh: