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dvo47p
January 20th, 2004, 07:23 PM
If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!

Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth.

Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic eyes. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible!


OK Tom, hell I though you where talking Miss North Carolina, that was 27 0r 28 years ago.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
amberstar
January 20th, 2004, 07:42 PM
You've got to be kidding!:wtf:
dvo47p
January 20th, 2004, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by amberstar
You've got to be kidding!:wtf:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

I use the google News Alert, how that got in is beyond me.

I posted a bitmore graphic but true post, Thomas shut it down?
amberstar
January 20th, 2004, 08:25 PM
My degree is not in psychology, but I think that these children are in need of help and the parents are looking to blame anyone or anything instead of dealing with the real issue.
It's my opinion, but if it wasn't Jar Jar it would have been something else.

Where is good old Sigmund Freud when you need him :duck:
Proximo
January 21st, 2004, 03:23 AM
Landover is a parody site. :)
dvo47p
January 21st, 2004, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Proximo
Landover is a parody site. :)

No Felgercarb Sherlock, with clues like these?

The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong Underwear!
No Christian lady should be without this product.
Offering pure protection from pesky penises!
This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small.

The Landover Baptist Store: Hellbound Catholics!
Support Your Local Pedophile. Attend A Catholic Church
bsg1fan1975
January 21st, 2004, 09:04 AM
I find this one very sick and offensive. Why do people bother maligning certain issues!
dvo47p
January 21st, 2004, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by bsg1fan1975
I find this one very sick and offensive. Why do people bother maligning certain issues!

bsg1fan1975: For profit, fun, or vindictive anti religious reasons.
BST
January 21st, 2004, 10:07 AM
DVO,

Would you mind not posting items like this. It would be most appreciated. Some folks are offended by topics such as this.

Thanks in advance,

BST