Beaverstar Galactica!

[Muffit]

(This reprint especially for Shiningstar who has kindly been asking for some more beaver jokes!)

Beaverstar Galactica, Ep. 1
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<Scene: BSG stars aboard Galactica bridge, quarrelling as usual...>

Edema: Ever since we discovered there are BEAVERS inside those Cylon suits, we've been on the run! They've been laying their eggs EVERYWHERE. Soon they'll have the whole quadrant - er sectant -er micrant...

Apollo: Father, beavers don't lay eggs.

Edema: Shhh! It's a vital plot twist! Plot twists don't have to make sense! Hey, how are the Aspens doing on the Agro ships?

Apollo: They're growing fine. Soon we will have a trap for the Cylon-beavers. Then we can just "leave it to beaver" <grins>

Edema: That's not funny. I think you should Apollo-gise. Get it? Hehehe...

Apollo: <Not amused> At least I'm not named after a disease.

Col. Bow-Tie: Something on sensors - an unauthorized Viper has launched.

Edema: That would be Star-bark. Beam him back immediately!

Col. Bow-Tie: Uh, sir, we don't have a transporter. You're confusing us with that other show.

Edema: Heck with the show, I'm starving! When do we eat?

Rigel: LUNCH WHEN READY!!!

Apollo: Everybody's a comedian...

<Dam-shaped base ships loom on the horizon, only penny-ons away - er, nickel-ons - er, two bits...>

:D :beaver: :beaver: :beaver: :D

[amberstar]

:D

[bsg1fan1975]

roflmao

Muffit you should write some more of these, they're great!:muffit: :beaver: :laugh: :cow: :alien: :choco:

[thomas7g]

Ohmygod!!!!

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!

[Muffit]

Another golden oldie... :)

What's REALLY Inside a Cylon
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Beavers. Yes, beavers. Ancient beavers migrated from Beavaria thousands of yahren ago to Cylon. (African beavers of course; European beavers are non-migratory).

Descended from dinosaurs like the deadly parakeet, they quickly became the dominant species of their time. There were few if any trees millions of yahren ago, and ferns make poor dams, so they quickly learned to cut down the mighty Brontosaurus. Lying in wait in streams, the ferocious beaversaurus would wait for a Bronto to straddle the stream, then quickly gnawed its legs off. This made a perfect dam. It would then gnaw out its insides and make its home in the Bronto's thorax.

Cylon beavers today wear helmets to hide their nasty, pointy teeth. The roving red eye is actually a retinal diagnostic tool that saves beaver optometrists lots of time with check-ups. They hate humans because we compete with them by building our own dams, and in our language are frequently dam-ing everything.

The Cylons wear those trendy skirts to hide their unsightly tail, which comes in handy for swatting rump flies, and as a fan to cool their hot chrome butts.

For more info, goto http://www.seethemajesticbeaver.com

:beaver: :D

[Lurkerzrule]

***The Cylons wear those trendy skirts to hide their unsightly tail, which comes in handy for swatting rump flies, and as a fan to cool their hot chrome butts.***


Stop it, I am getting in trouble at work. ROTF Funny Stuff...:)

[Muffit]

Hi Amberstar, Bsg1Fan, Thomas and Lurkerzrule! Thanks for reading!!! :D

:beaver:

[amberstar]

KEEP THEM COMING!

My sides hurt from laughing so much!:D

[bsg1fan1975]

I just opened a section at my website for this kind of stuff!

[shiningstar]

Thanks Muffit!

[Muffit]

:D

[bsg1fan1975]

I loved to see more!

[shiningstar]

PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFECTTTTTTTTTT :thumbsup:

[Muffit]

:D

[cobrastrikelead]

not bad at all.

[repcisg]

First rate!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Muffit]

Thanks Cobra and Repcisg! :D
:muffit:

[spot778]

awesome :thumbsup:

[Muffit]

Thanks Spot778! :)
:muffit:

P.S. Welcome to Colonial Fleets! :)

[shiningstar]

I'm waiting for more ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................tapping foot .............................................................waiting for more ...............................................

[Muffit]

Sorry Shiningstar, not feeling well. Beavers will be back in action when I start feeling more chipper... ooh, chipper/beaver/ that's a joke? :D

:beaver:

[bsg1fan1975]

take care of those beavers Muffit!

[repcisg]

Hang in there Muffit,

and of course remember, never step on beaver beans!:D

[shiningstar]

Feel better soon Muffit.
:rose:

[Muffit]

Thank you all for your kind thoughts :heart: Was hospitalized again Tuesday, just barely starting to recover today. Worst day I can ever remember (and I've had some bad days...).

Hoping things will calm down now and get better...
Thanks all...
:muffit:

[jewels]

Get well soon :rose:

[thomas7g]

awwwww! I just checked this thread!

I hope you feel better soon!!!!

if a horde of cylons can't keep a muffit down, a nasty little teeny tiny virus can't either! At least not for long.

Nasty little sneak attack, ambush perlharbor like critters.

:mad:

[spot778]

Hope you feel better

and this is coming from the land o' beavers

[Sci-Fi]

Originally posted by Muffit
Thank you all for your kind thoughts :heart: Was hospitalized again Tuesday, just barely starting to recover today. Worst day I can ever remember (and I've had some bad days...).

Hoping things will calm down now and get better...
Thanks all...
:muffit:

Take care of yourself Muffit and hope you recover soon
:love: :muffit: :salute: