Caption this photo- if you dare!

[Micheleh]

I couldn't resist... this is just scary.

"For the fifth time that week, Bob wakes screaming for a nightmare of his ex, given superpowers and transformed into "Golddigger Woman!" With her legion of robolawyers, she travels the galaxy, in her mad quest to have more diamonds than Liz and more shoes than Imelda."

(Or was that more husbands than Liz?)

;)

[jjrakman]

When I brought home that skank from the bar and got a good look at her the next morning, I hoped to God I wouldn't get pink eye.

[thomas7g]

"The new cylon and all her past boyfriends"

:D

[Stevew]

"Bitch"
S

[goldcenturian]

"Calling all zombies. This meeting of the new zombie patrol, I mean the new Battlestar Galactica, is now in session. I want you to know that as your new high priestess, I will endeavor to sleep with all of you as many times as the very limited run of this rip off, I mean, show allows. Yes, even you Kara Thrace and your bad acting will not be spared. No one who watches will be spared the torment of ME!!!" Evil laugh with her pinky against her mouth like Dr. Evil.

Ain't I a stinker?
Carolyn

[jeditemple]

"And here gentlemen, is the new poster for our studio's remake of The Stepford Wives."

"PMS: Cylons get it too."

"CGI + TIT = Ratings"

"A thousand Cylons and a blonde walk into a bar..."

"Coming up next on 'The Bachelorette'...Number Six elimiates 5 more Cylons in a rose ceremony you won't forget!"

"Number Six prepares to go for the World's Record, as she gets ready to sleep with over 2,000 eager centurions."

"How many Cylons does it take to screw in Number Six's lightbulb?"

"Coming Next Summer... T4: Rise of the Push Up"

"Got Spine?"

"Just remember, if you sleep with her, it's like you've slept will all of her past boyfriends too."

"With all new parts, Deborah Harry is back and better than ever as Blondie 2.0"

[the3rdhuman]

Brilliant!

:D

[jewels]

Jeditemple: those were a scream!

[CommanderTaggart]

All hail the 'Borg Queen!

*micheleh whispers in Commander Taggart's ear*

Oh. Well then. Never mind.

[HubcapDave]

"I make my eyes glow in an attempt to get you to stop talking to my tits!"

[jeditemple]

Originally posted by jewels
Jeditemple: those were a scream!

Thanks, I knew all of my pent up frustration could be used for good. ;)

[Faust]

You will believe a Cylon can have big boobs!

[oldwardaggit]

My what nice........... ummmmmmm......... eyes you have.

Looks like the new Tigh in drag with blood shot eyes after a night of drinking.

Good heavens we just wrote the on going series for Moore.

OWD

[oldwardaggit]

What am I thinking, Moore would never stoop as low as to use one of our Idea's.

OWD

[BSG_Sci_FiPulse]

"Oh Baltar just you wait and see what I have in the freezer hunny buns. Its long and has batterys and glows in the dark" Balters disembodied voice answers, "Where you get the glow in the dark thing? KMart?" Number Six responds, "No I nicked it from Bill Gates Microsoft, it's smarter than the average cucumber, but lacks in substance and acting talent like myself. Now please will you oil me up now." Baltar replies. "By your command!".

[originalsinner]

"Debbie does Microsoft"
"Wierd Science 2003'
"The Galacticon Sharaton pool party"!
The greatest sex tool ever!
"By your command, A love story"
"Call me"

Paul

[originalsinner]

"all i need is two Energizer batters big boy! put the bunny in me!
Playboy Pet 3510

[MattmanClassic]

Oops, I thought this was a poster for the last Power Rangers movie. My mistake. :nervous:

[Dean Martin]

You think the fan backlash is bad now Ron? Wait until after the movie airs. (Insert Evil laugh from number 6)

[MattmanClassic]

60 million hot Cylon soldiers, 1 hot Cylon woman, 4 hot hours! In 2003, the Sci-Fi Channel makes film history with the highest budget porno since Caligula!

[Ian_W359]

I couldn't resist using this name from the BBC's 'Absoulutely Fabulous' shown on Friday night (the 28th)...

(with apologies to Jane Fonda) -

Booberella

;-)

By your command,
Ian_W359

[jewels]

Originally posted by Warrior
Michelle and the Galacticon Volunteers!

:p
THWACK.

:z:

[originalsinner]

In "Private Parts 2512 Stern goes to the future to learn that that babes are Electric! Gary the Retard., comments the "the Robot had boobies"

[Trevor Angelus]

Visene, it gets the red out!

[JediMasterGynac]

Originally posted by Trevor Angelus
Visene, it gets the red out!

Dang, you beat me to it.

So instead try these on for size:

"Little Red Bimbette" Prince 2003

Top 3 signs your wife/ girlfriend is having a bad day:
#3 she brings 100,000 robots with her to have a little talk with you
#2 she insists you reply with "by your command, sweetheart"
#1 her eyes glow red

"And for vice-president, my running mate vill be Number Six" Arnold (aka the Terminator) for president 2008.

(through clenched teeth): What did you say about my hair!?!?!?

[Lusitan]

"I am your god. I am Apoth..."

oops, wrong series, wrong bad guy.

[Proximo]

"Now, darling, I'll ask you one last time... does my bum look big in this?"