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thomas7g
October 13th, 2003, 10:20 AM
then try substituting these words in place of the dialog!!



We decided to play god...
Create a ripoff…
And when the fans turned against us
We comforted ourselves in the knowledge
That it was the original show that was flawed.
But the truth is
We are the flawed creation.

We jump into unimaginative scenes
We are a long way from home… in canada
Limited talent
Limited funds
No support
And now no hope
As of this moment we are a bomb.


Mrs Hammer, sooner or latter the day comes when you can’t hide from the things you’ve done.


Months ago this ship received word a badly reimagined attack against our old show is underway


You’re the new breed of cylon?
Then I think they looked better like walking toasters.

I have feelings, hopes, wants…
And what I want most of all…
Is for you to not confuse me with that Borg chick


The cylons look like us. Budget couldn’t afford any one of us as cylon.


Your career is going to die in this bomb..

My career will just be transferred to a temp agency.


I’m not TED!


Humanities children are returning home … today… but nobody wants us :(


Let’s delay this mini another night.



Get a sex change!



Zac got a sex change too

He should not have grown breasts!
He was only doing it for Hammer!



I thought I should confess I can’t act.
I'm a lousy wife…

I promise you one thing…We will be naked.

We only have 50 clones left. The war is over.

NBC has bought us.





:muffit:

radama
October 13th, 2003, 11:40 AM
:laugh:

Starbuck
October 13th, 2003, 11:53 AM
:laugh: :choco:

amberstar
October 13th, 2003, 01:04 PM
Again Tom you have the talent of a genius!
Well done:D

Amber

amberstar
October 13th, 2003, 01:14 PM
I'm sitting here with my brother watching the scifi marathon of BSG. (he's 28) He isn't a big BSG fan, I think he has learned to appreciate it because of me. He saw the trailer for the new mini. that Moore has created.
His exact words is " This S****! I'ts cra*, and not BSG.
Oh well, we could have told the whole world that.:D

BST
October 13th, 2003, 01:22 PM
Has Bonnie's hair fallen out yet?? If not, be patient, it will!!

Nice work, Tom!!
:D :D

TheHobb
October 15th, 2003, 05:30 AM
The very first time I saw a teaser for the new mini-series on SCI-FI I thought,YES! they're finally bringing back BSG! Then I go to the website and find out it's going to be a remake,not a continuation.What a let down.Edward James Olmos as Adama? A female Starbuck?! What are these people smoking?When they brought back StarTrek they did it right (can you imagine Patrick Stewart as Capt.Kirk).Plus Richard Hatch has been trying to get a BSG revival going for years! Not only did they leave him out,they totally ruined the concept.What a slap in the face to him,and all who love the original.

amberstar
October 15th, 2003, 05:50 AM
Welcome Spaceace! Hope you enjoy yourself at C.F.
A lot of us feel the same way that you do about the mini. Looks like we can't stop what will happen, but maybe we still can have our continuation. The 28th of this month we are mailing letters to Tom DeSanto and Glen Larson in support of a major motion picture of BSG.
Again in Jan. 2004 we are writing NBC.

Amberstar

Krystal
October 17th, 2003, 04:30 PM
That was great Tom, I really had a laugh reading it.

Krystal