The Blue Mule
August 21st, 2003, 09:34 AM
Hi Again!
Just bored so I cooked this up.
From Disney’s “The Little Troublemaker”
R.D. MOORS WORLD (Part of that World)
Look at this show
Isn’t it quaint,
Oh how can I rape it
and look like a saint,
How can I crap on a show
a show that’s had everything.
Look at this (new) plot
characters unfold,
How much dysfunction
Can one screenplay hold?
Hackin’ around here you’d think sure,
He’s got majesty.
I’ve got drunkards and fist fights a plenty
I’ve got Cylons and Boob Jobs Galore,
you want a sex change, I’ve got 20
Fans cry fowl !
No big deal
Exec’s want Moore.
I wanna write, bring it all down hard
I wanna see, wanna see it crashing,
Dissappointin’ hoards of those, what d’you
call em…Freaks
Typing for fans you don’t get to far
Plots AREN’T required for humping, prancing
Split screens and jump cuts are,
What’s that word again…NEAT
Out goes the WOW…. out goes the FUN
I’ll be sure those old fans are Done
It’s about me
Wish they could be
Part of my world.
What would I give
Mind like a sieve,
For full ratings
What would I pay
for an OK
From the OLD FANS,
bet you on land
The ”Next Gen.” understand
That they wont question their Fuhrer
Bright young lemmings
New Demographics
Shallow and bland.
And ready to give
What the people want
The chumps asked their questions
And I gave lame answers
What’s a Fanboy and why won't he
…What’s the word, LEARN!
Now it’s MY TURN
When will THEY LEARN
TV execs that rule now above all
I’m such a creep
(Deep Sigh)
Wish they could see
R.D. Moores* World
*Pronounced (ARR DEE Moores)
Disney Songs are great to add lib, anyone wanna try "Under the Sea"?
RavosholPulsar?
Laters!
Rich
Just bored so I cooked this up.
From Disney’s “The Little Troublemaker”
R.D. MOORS WORLD (Part of that World)
Look at this show
Isn’t it quaint,
Oh how can I rape it
and look like a saint,
How can I crap on a show
a show that’s had everything.
Look at this (new) plot
characters unfold,
How much dysfunction
Can one screenplay hold?
Hackin’ around here you’d think sure,
He’s got majesty.
I’ve got drunkards and fist fights a plenty
I’ve got Cylons and Boob Jobs Galore,
you want a sex change, I’ve got 20
Fans cry fowl !
No big deal
Exec’s want Moore.
I wanna write, bring it all down hard
I wanna see, wanna see it crashing,
Dissappointin’ hoards of those, what d’you
call em…Freaks
Typing for fans you don’t get to far
Plots AREN’T required for humping, prancing
Split screens and jump cuts are,
What’s that word again…NEAT
Out goes the WOW…. out goes the FUN
I’ll be sure those old fans are Done
It’s about me
Wish they could be
Part of my world.
What would I give
Mind like a sieve,
For full ratings
What would I pay
for an OK
From the OLD FANS,
bet you on land
The ”Next Gen.” understand
That they wont question their Fuhrer
Bright young lemmings
New Demographics
Shallow and bland.
And ready to give
What the people want
The chumps asked their questions
And I gave lame answers
What’s a Fanboy and why won't he
…What’s the word, LEARN!
Now it’s MY TURN
When will THEY LEARN
TV execs that rule now above all
I’m such a creep
(Deep Sigh)
Wish they could see
R.D. Moores* World
*Pronounced (ARR DEE Moores)
Disney Songs are great to add lib, anyone wanna try "Under the Sea"?
RavosholPulsar?
Laters!
Rich