There Are Those That Believe..........

[Senmut]

RDM, disguised as the Scwans guy, laughs maniacally, and declares......

"I did!!!!!"

Lucifer snorts derisively.

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg pucnches him as she runs by to her viper. "Lock that daggity dropping in a cell. Or at least send him out an airlock!"

[Senmut]

BSG steps in a puddle of super strong glue, and is immobilized...

[amberstar]

Amberstar rushes past BSG on her way to join squadrens of vipers in the battle against the massive basestar. She sees a near by cadet and together they free BSG and rush toward the launch bay..............

[Muffit]

...and just when all seems lost, suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge stinky log-shaped ship besmeared with rancid mud races to attack the basestar, shooting salvo after salvo of slimy beaver "pellets"!

The basestar is no match for the beaver doody, and beats a hasty retreat, its laser cannon muzzles clogged and its radar now showing only a big brown smear.

The Galactica beavers raise a cheer! :beaver: :beaver: :beaver:

They slap their tails on the deck so hard everyone comes running to see what the ruckus is...

:muffit:

[The 14th Colony]

Ewwwwwww...what a crappy way to win a battle.
And thus the Imperious Leader exclaimed "The doody has hit the fan! They beat the crap out of us and I'm excreting a brick!" Then the Cylons retreated up a certain creek, only to realize that they had no paddles.

[ViperTech]

ViperTech paces back and forth on the flight deck of Galactica's starboard-side launch bay, amidst the
recently-returned Vipers that were in the battle. He notes three that need battle damage repaired and laments loudly at the strange sticky brown substance on the noses and wings of several Vipers.

"Didn't these pilots have enough sense to get clear of the splatter when the Beaver pellet sorties took place? How are we ever going to get these ships clean! And Colonel Tigh says he expects these ships launch-ready in three sentars. Frack me!"

[emerita]

Em lands her fighter along with the others and holds her nose, "EWWWWWW" I won't even remark on this one. OK Let's get BH an RM out of the brig and have them clean this place up... As the beavers run to the brig, they are side tracked by.....................

[Senmut]

Baltar, on the P.A., with Lucifer singing tha Anvil Chorus in the background, announcing a sale on beaver-fur hats and coats, and a bounty for each pelt.

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg sends a taunt back. "Hey Lucifer, your mother was a rusted out woodchipper!"

[Senmut]

"Baltar, would you please stop writing Bsg's lines for her???"
"But...but I never..."
"Oh stuff it, mushies breath!"

[emerita]

Em looks around at all the chaos and sees that the beavers are doing damage control and decides to go to the galley for a cup of tea. She motions for the rest of the squad to join her, because Harry beaver is making omelets this morning. As the crew starts down the corridor they are side tracked by..........

[amberstar]

Lucifer coming up the ramp!

[Muffit]

Everyone sits down in the mess hall, anxious to eat the new beaver omelettes, when suddenly:

Muffit: "Hey! What gives? These are farm fresh BEAVER eggs! Yuck!"

Rigel: "Ewwww! My yolk has HAIR on it!"

The commotion rises to a peak when...

:beaver:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg takes a sip of her coffee to find it had beaver hair in it!

"Oh yuck! Someone tell those beavers to stick to maintaining the ship. This stuff is ungodly."

Bsg reaches in her pocket and pulls out some mushies in a bag and begins to munch away!

[Muffit]

Beaver Beauty Contest
=====================

Harry Beaver: "And now Lazies and GentleBen, I bring you the 5 runners
up in our Miss Galactica Beaver Beauty Contest!

First, from Faeries - oops, I mean Aries - it's the beaver most likely
to become a guidance counselor, Miss Guided!

Next, from GummingEase, er, Geminese, we have a truly athletic beaver,
Miss Fit!

And next, from Livre, Louvre? Libra? we have a lady with a striking
personality, Miss Demeanor!

Then we have a bullishly brave beaver, from Taurus, who wants to be a
dating service CEO, Miss Matched!

And finally, from beloved Crappica - er, Caprica, a lingual expert who
wants to be a professional translator, Miss Interpreted!

And the winner is...

Miss Information! Will you please come up here? Hello? Oh, that's
right, she filled out the pageant application wrong! Oh well, tune in
next year, when we have our much awaited Beaver Pellet Popping Contest! Until then, practice popping pukey pellets everyone!" :)

:beaver:

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg groans and looks at someone to change the channel. "Now give me male warriors in a skimpy traid outfit!":devil: ;) :laugh: :naughty: :blink: :drool:

[Senmut]

As long as WE get the equvalent!!!!!!

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg laughs! "We can always leave that to the beavers!"

(i know it was a bad pun!)

[emerita]

Em gets up and makes more omelets without beaver hair....."Sorry guys, I guess it isn't good that you shed in the food..... I am sure they all still love you, it's just that humans can't digest animal hair....." The beavers scurry out to go help maintain the rest of the ship. As breakfast is ending, there is a loud crash out in the corridor. Everyyone runs out to see................

[bsg1fan1975]

the beavers had been trying to fix a leak and a pipe has burst!

[emerita]

Steam and a very sweet smell was coming out of the pipes.....Em looked at Ace and said," That smells just like........................"

[bsg1fan1975]

Bsg wrinkles her nose, "Uh huh! Its..." Bsg doesn't finish because she doesn't want to even contemplate it.