Lighthope
August 19th, 2013, 03:01 PM
And here is part two.
Part two of what ultimately was the death knell of Galactica 1980.
Mindful of the network's insistence the show be made more "kid friendly", they added a gaggle of children to the show and gave them super powers. After all, what kid would not want to turn invisible,leap over tall trees, and be smarter than the average bear? The problem is, kids didn't watch the show. And neither did adults, apparently.
Continuing on our course to see if any of the episodes can be saved, I present to you The Super Scouts, part one, with the following changes:
Inane Dialogue Reduced - Why does every Galactican kid (and many adults) talk as if their dialogue was written by a computer? Still, I've managed to remove the most skin-crawling examples.
Dr. Zee Zeroed Out - Even Robbie Rist apparently couldn't stand the role, and he was changed out for Patrick Stewart. Of course, not THE Patrick Stewart. A better casting decision would have been simply that white light alone.
The Super Scouts Unsupersized - Well, there was no way to eliminate them altogether, and some of them are actually quite cute. They are much more tolerable without the big "S" on their chests.
Part one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwMPwwcTnBQ
Part two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri2IPELtj9s
Part three
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYTyWqN8spA
Part four
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqQ3QzmbRj4
Pearls of Wisdom - The reason you have two ears and only one mouth is because you're supposed to listen twice as much as you speak.
Part two of what ultimately was the death knell of Galactica 1980.
Mindful of the network's insistence the show be made more "kid friendly", they added a gaggle of children to the show and gave them super powers. After all, what kid would not want to turn invisible,leap over tall trees, and be smarter than the average bear? The problem is, kids didn't watch the show. And neither did adults, apparently.
Continuing on our course to see if any of the episodes can be saved, I present to you The Super Scouts, part one, with the following changes:
Inane Dialogue Reduced - Why does every Galactican kid (and many adults) talk as if their dialogue was written by a computer? Still, I've managed to remove the most skin-crawling examples.
Dr. Zee Zeroed Out - Even Robbie Rist apparently couldn't stand the role, and he was changed out for Patrick Stewart. Of course, not THE Patrick Stewart. A better casting decision would have been simply that white light alone.
The Super Scouts Unsupersized - Well, there was no way to eliminate them altogether, and some of them are actually quite cute. They are much more tolerable without the big "S" on their chests.
Part one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwMPwwcTnBQ
Part two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri2IPELtj9s
Part three
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYTyWqN8spA
Part four
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqQ3QzmbRj4
Pearls of Wisdom - The reason you have two ears and only one mouth is because you're supposed to listen twice as much as you speak.