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TwoBrainedCylon
June 6th, 2010, 10:00 AM
He hates us with every fiber of his existience, ...
... but I finally pulled ahead of Stallion in gaining Lang's ire.
He's dedicated his latest book, "Caprica Sucks", entirely to me. In fact, he claims he wrote it specifically as revenge against me.
This book is disrespectfully dedicated to the most notorious stealth marketer working for NBC-U/SyFy Channel today ...
Russell Sanders
A lot of folks have earned special recognition from Lang but I believe this is the first time he's ever written an entire hate book as "revenge" against a Galactica fan. Its certainly the first time he's ever given such a dedication.
It almost makes me want to get the series on DVD and watch it and see why I should care that he thinks it sucks.
All my best,
Russell
BST
June 6th, 2010, 10:28 AM
:no:
You should be honored.... or would that be dishonored?
This nearly rivals his creating of a website, simply to be the sole member and ban anyone who even lurked at the site.
Damocles
June 6th, 2010, 11:48 AM
Who is this guy?
Captain Chirri
June 6th, 2010, 02:54 PM
Who is this guy and what is his problem?
BST
June 6th, 2010, 08:55 PM
The one and only "Languatron" aka Andrew Fullem.
In short, he's nuts.
To elaborate, he's nuts.
Have I covered all the bases..... and did I mention that he's nuts?
;)
TwoBrainedCylon
June 7th, 2010, 09:20 AM
How to explain Andrew Fullen (Lang/Languatron) ...
As noted, he is mentally ill, and I don't write that as a joke or online slander. He seriously has mental problems that require professional mental health intervention. Other aspects of his life mask that but it is the reality that lies underneath his otherwise comical passions.
Since at least 2001, he has actively committed an online campaign to combat Universal Studios intentional attempt to destroy the integrity and memory of the original Battlestar Galactica series. Tom DeSanto and Bryan Singer were hired because they were hostile to Battlestar Galactica and Glen Larson, concurrently, sought to destroy everything that he had created because he knew that he wasn't the one who created the gutts of the series.
When Ron Moore and David Eick took over and engaged in a re-imagining, Andrew Fullen went into overdrive writing lengthy commentaries about the crimes of everyone from senior Universal Studios executives to Bonnie Hammer's adminstrative assistant. The Skiffy Board was his main loudspeaker because there was no moderation at that time. He later moved to Cylon.org where he was given way too much tolerance.
Eventually, I banned him from Cylon.org and the Skiffy Board banned him from there. He interpreted both actions as proof that there weren't any real fans left but in fact, were only a bunch of Universal Studios employees pretending to be fans to praise GINO at any and all costs.
Few of the conversations on either site matched Langy's perceptions, especially those at Cylon.org, a site that was traditionally anti-GINO. He saw it as a Ron Moore mouthpiece.
Langy bounced around different sites and was banned from all of them. In response, he founded his own site called "Funhouse", where he was able to post his own rants without fear of being banned, since it was his own site. He grew angry at comments others made so he restricted the membership to only one person, ... himself. Then he learned that others were reading his rants and so he began blocking all other IPs so that he was the only one who could read his own rants.
Afterwards, he discovered CreateSpace. He took stacks of his own writings and integrated them with what can only be called "Hate Chapters" that attacked members of Colonial Fleets and The Moist Board that had earned his anger. (I was Chapter 19 of his first book). When nobody was buying his dribble about the evils of engaging into stealth marketing, he created other Amazon accounts and began giving his own books positive reviews and started posting positive commentary around the Internet in his own efforts of stealth marketing.
This sparked a few people, including me, to post reviews of his books on Amazon, which sparked him to write more books declaring how much he hates us.
I suspect he's sold a total of one book since starting the entire campaign. Stallion Cornell bought a copy of his first book. He claims they are best sellers but he knows that none of us have bought his book before reviewing it because there are more reviews than sold books.
Currently, he writes on Frakheads, a BBoard that allows him to post so they can mock him. He also continues his hate rants on his Funhouse website, which you can read unless he discovers you're reading it. If he does, he'll block your IP.
Lang is a 45 year old who literally lives with his mother and spends almost every waking moment posting on the Internet to defeat the Universal Studios conspiracy and save Battlestar Galactica from the slander that he feels is delivered by everyone other than him. For example, he thinks I am hateful to the original series and love and promote GINO and Caprica. He's convinced I'm devastated that he wrote an anti-Caprica book and thinks I spend all my waking time trying to defend Ron Moore, Universal, and the SyFy Channel.
Stallion Cornell's blog at StallionCornell.com does a far better job of describing Lang than I could but that's the gist of it all.
All my best,
Russell
WarMachine
June 23rd, 2010, 11:00 PM
I gotta tell ya: with all the personal felgercarb and mong I've been going through in the last month, I really needed the laugh.
I have no clue who toolbag-boy is, nor do I care - it's just relaxing to laugh at antics I know you're not making up....
Lara
July 11th, 2010, 04:47 AM
TBC, I think that's a pretty concise and accurate rendering of the embarrassing black hole in BSG fandom that is Langy.
For everyone else who doesn't know of Langy/Fullen.. he is the sort of 'fan' that is every stereotype the jock world thinks we all are, times two.
PLUS
BST & TBC are entirely correct that Langy should have a professional intervention in his life.
Its scary/tragic/terrible all in one...
Cheers
Lara
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