The Last Person-Part Two

[Damocles]

Here's a pick.

And no Fred is NOT a shovel.

[AJMarks]

Check please, for me and the thread.

[Damocles]

Here is a Pole. I'm out of Czechs.

Stanilaus, A.J.. A.J. Stanislaus.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

The thread is once again mine!

Fred, Max, Bob, and whoever I left out -- I am armed with the high-powered pillow tosser.

[AJMarks]

Sneaks in and takes thread while Aphrodite is looking the other way.

[Damocles]

I came equipped with a pillow catcher.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

*Aims and hits AJ*

*Aims and hits Damo*

Now that the two of you are down on yours astrums, I'm taking this thread!

[Damocles]

High and outside. I signed for a curve. Why did you shoot a fast pillow?

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

Stay on your astrum! This thread is mine!!

[Damocles]

1. I'm not on my astrum.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Baseball_catcher.jpg

2. That thing in front is home-plate. Its where the pillow is supposed to cross.:D

Mine.

[AJMarks]

And I'll take the thread.

[Damocles]

Sploofh!

Bean pillow! You take first base. While you take your walk to the bag, and spit out the feathers, I'll hold the thread.

[AJMarks]

But I manage to hold onto the thread, while thwacking damocles with my own pillow.

[Damocles]

You just got thrown out of the game for unsportsmanlike pillow thwacking.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

Since the two of you are fighting...I'm sneaking in and taking the thread with me!

[Damocles]

THWACK. THWACK. THWACK.

You are supposed to be on the pitcher's mound!

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

I'm not supposed to be on the mound!! I can take the thread and run around the bases if I wish!

[monolith21]

Feisty! I'd listen to her if I were you.

Oh and hey yeah...the thread is mine.

[Aphrodite]

Nuh-uh! The thread is mine!

[AJMarks]

All this running around is making the thread tired. I'll keep it company while it rests.

[Damocles]

Out at first due to a pickoff. mine.

[Kronus]

The thread is once again mine!

Fred, Max, Bob, and whoever I left out -- I am armed with the high-powered pillow tosser.

ANd Jeff, can not forget about Jeff...

The thread is Mine!

[AJMarks]

I've got the thread, and I'm taking it out to lunch.

[Kronus]

You were...I have it now...

[Damocles]

Fred is here, A.J., you ARE lunch.

Kronus is too.

BURP.

[monolith21]

Speaking of lunch, I'm logging in long enough on mine to steal the thread!

[AJMarks]

I'm back after a quick tour of Fred's digestive system (who wants to see pictures) to take the thread.

[Aphrodite]

And I'm taking the thread before I become Fred's dinner once again!

[Damocles]

I see I have to get the hose again.

[Athene]

Grabs the hose and ... sploosshhh! and then takes the thread! :rotf:

[AJMarks]

While you two are all wet, I'll take the thread back.

[Athene]

hits AJ with water from the hose and takes back the thread! :rotf:

[AJMarks]

Using a slip'n'slide slides though and takes the thread.

[Damocles]

I have the hose and the thread.

[Aphrodite]

Mine

[Damocles]

Who's on first?

[Aphrodite]

Who cares?

Mine

[Damocles]

Not Who Cares, just Who.

Who Cares doesn't even play.

[Aphrodite]

*throws hands up in the air*

I give up!

But I'm still taking the thread with me.

[AJMarks]

I don't know, third base.

And I have the thread.

[Athene]

Looks around and presses the invisibility button on her belt and then takes the thread! :rotf:

[AJMarks]

Tracks down thread using my newlly developed thread radar.

[Damocles]

Sonar. Invisibility cloak bends light.

Mine.

[AJMarks]

my thread radar works again allowing me to take the thread once mroe.

[Damocles]

Mine.

[AJMarks]

Pssst, look again, mine!

[Damocles]

I don't know is on third.

[AJMarks]

who's got the thread?


I do!

[Damocles]

I don't know. Max is chasing him.

[Aphrodite]

I beg to differ, but the thread is mine.

[Damocles]

I beg to differ isn't even on the team!

Mine.

[AJMarks]

TAking teh thread again.

[Damocles]

Its supposed to be eighty percent milk and twenty percent vodka in a Vorlon Lightbulb!

Mine.

[monolith21]

Why is Max chasing I don't know when Who has the thread?



Oh wait...I mean had.

[Damocles]

Yeah its regrettable about I don't know . (Max caught him, now he's chasing who.)

Mine.

[AJMarks]

When did this happen, I don't know, who has it?

I'm taking this thread before it becomes too confusing.

[Damocles]

Fred got When did this happen. I don't know was Max and now Bob is chasing who. Boa is after who cares.

How do you like this writing exercise, A.J.?

Makes you respect Abbott and Costello doesn't it? They had to keep it straight while they rattled it off at three words a second!

Mine.

[AJMarks]

You want me to answer that today, tomorrow I'll toss you an answer.

Meanwhile, I'll hold onto the thread.

[monolith21]

Thanks for holding it for me! I'll take it now.

[Damocles]

Aha, very funny pullover comment from the Star Trek thread where I told Gemeini I would think about what he said. But you see I have to keep an agile mind, respect his very good answer, and not be flippant. R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Mama didn't raise no fool, A.J..

Mine.

[Cylon Number 13]

*Cylon Number 13 sneeks in while Damocles is conversing with A.J. and swipes the thread*

Mine!!!!!

[Damocles]

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

I'm coming in and swiping it!

[Cylon Number 13]

Mine again!!!!!!!

[Aphrodite]

You better take another look because I HAVE THE THREAD!!

[AJMarks]

Today is tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow and so for and so on and I'll take the thread.

[Athene]

Today is tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow and so for and so on and I'll take the thread.
:blink: :D
ah! ha! I get it! and so I Athene now take the thread! :rotf:

[Damocles]

You are all stuck in anti-deSitter space. Mine.

[Aphrodite]

Nope..Mine

[Damocles]

http://www.kleinbottle.com/

Mine.

Always leave them puzzled.

[AJMarks]

Puzzled maybe, but I'll still take the thread.

[Damocles]

Puzzled you are, because that is Boa.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

This Fiver is taking the thread!

[Damocles]

A Fiver? Yeah!

Still mine.

[Aphrodite]

Not anymore.

[Athene]

I've got it now! :rotf:

[Damocles]

mine.

[Athene]

Now it's a tug of war! And I Athene take the thread! :rotf:

[AJMarks]

I don't think Boa likes being the rope.

[Athene]

:eek: Got the thread back after she startles AJ with Boa. "boo!" ;) :LOL:

[Damocles]

Its me again.

[AJMarks]

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet

[Damocles]

Better be. MAX!

Mine.

[AJMarks]

Check again, not sure what you've got, but it isn't the thread.

[Damocles]

Max is a Shadow. Now who would have the thread?

[AJMarks]

I do, can't you tell. Maybe you need to check your vision again.

[Damocles]

I do what?

Mine?

[Aphrodite]

I've got the thread once again...

[Damocles]

Hello

[Aphrodite]

Hello

[Damocles]

Hiya.

[Aphrodite]

Heya

[AJMarks]

Taking the thread again.

[Damocles]

Cheese.

[AJMarks]

:)

[Damocles]

Well, I like mice.

[bsg1fan1975]

the thread is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AJMarks]

An unguarded thread.

I'll take it then.

[Aphrodite]

I've got it now...

[Damocles]

Max!

[AJMarks]

Mine!

[Damocles]

Nope.

[bsg1fan1975]

Yep

[Kronus]

Yep it is mine...

[Damocles]

Hiya.

[bsg1fan1975]

nope, its mine

[Kronus]

Hey D!

And nope it is mine!

[Damocles]

Hey K!

[Kronus]

Where's M, A & S?

[Damocles]

Max is off chasing AJ. I don't kinow where Bob is, though Boa is behind you.

Who is S?

[Aphrodite]

Good question....

But the thread is mine!

[Damocles]

Sarika?

[AJMarks]

Lost Max and I am reclaiming the thread.

[Aphrodite]

Taking the thread

[Damocles]

Max handed off to Bob.

[Aphrodite]

I'm now taking the thread and getting away!

[monolith21]

Getting away from what? The thread apparently because it is now mine!

[AJMarks]

That's Boa you've got there, I've got the thread.

[Damocles]

Fred's here.

[Athene]

Fred's here.

:D He asked me on a date. :LOL:

while everyone is distracted on that...I take the thread! :rotf:

[Kronus]

Sarika?

Yep you got it!

So since you got that I now have the thread.

[Damocles]

I think AJ was chasing Sarika.

200 foot tall monster asked Athene for a date?

:yikes:

I've got the thread.

[Kronus]

I think AJ was chasing Sarika.

200 foot tall monster asked Athene for a date?

:yikes:

Woe...what a visual...not sure which intrigues me the most, watching Sarika being chased or wondering how a 200 foot monster courts Athen...:P:

The thread is mine!

[Damocles]

:smart:

[AJMarks]

Pausing for a second to grab the thread.

Let the chase begin! :naughty:

[Damocles]

Bob!

[Kronus]

Bob!

"What?!"http://www.colonialfleets.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2615&d=1213902937


While you two talk I'll hold the thread.

[AJMarks]

Nope, not Bob, but I have the thread.

[Kronus]

No, no, no, NO! I have the thread...neener neener...:P:

[Aphrodite]

I'm sorry. Fred asked out Athene on a date?????

I don't think I've woken up yet.

Mine.

[Damocles]

Yes she did. Meanwhile Kronus is hallucinatoing.

[AJMarks]

Going out on a limb and taking the thread.

[Athene]

the limb fell off the tree! You OK! ;)

...and then grabs the thread! :rotf:

[Kronus]

*Watching Athene falling out of the tree...I leaped over and caught her

Ah, so you have the thread...

Now I have it...

[Damocles]

I see Kronus is still hallucinating.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

I see everyone is hallucinating...mine

[monolith21]

Hallucinating? No, think geek really does have a Tauntaun sleeping bag. Complete with fake guts...or do they?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html?cpg=93H

Mine.

[Damocles]

Hiya.

[AJMarks]

Hallucinations, darn, I always miss all the fun.

Oh well, I'll take the thread anyways.

[Damocles]

Tug.

[AJMarks]

Tugboat, where?
Mine!

[Damocles]

See? Hallucinations!

[Aphrodite]

Now that I've seen the Tauntaun sleeping bag, I want one!!

MINE!

[AJMarks]

Look behind you, it's the abominable snowman!
Grabs the thread and takes off.

[Damocles]

What have you been drinking?

Mine.

[AJMarks]

absholustley noshing! I'll take the thead.

[Aphrodite]

He's obviously been drinking something...look at the size of those eyes!

Mine

[Damocles]

Fred is looking for you. He's confused, and nearsighted.

[monolith21]

The thread is mine!

[Aphrodite]

It's mine!

[monolith21]

Well then I'll just have to steal you with it! Either way its coming with me!

[Sarika]

Not if I steal it before you!

[monolith21]

Only slightly possible. However not at all possible at this moment since I already have it. Maybe if you tried to steal it without those "fliffy" things holding you back...

[Aphrodite]

*sneaks in and grabs the thread*

[monolith21]

No so fast you! This thread stays with me!

[Aphrodite]

It stays with me!

[AJMarks]

Going to grab a quick thread before heading off to work.

[Damocles]

And likewise.

[AJMarks]

Think I'll hang out with the thread for lunch.

[Damocles]

Burp.

[monolith21]

Say hello to my little thread!

[Damocles]

Not so fast.

[AJMarks]

This news report just in:

AJ has taken the thread.

[Damocles]

News report updated.

Fred is chasing, AJ.

[Aphrodite]

I'm taking the thread with me to a parent teacher conference.

[Damocles]

While she is in conference.

[Aphrodite]

And I'm back and taking the thread!

[AJMarks]

Swoops in and takes the thread.

[Aphrodite]

Swooping in and taking the thread back!

[Damocles]

Me again.

[Aphrodite]

Wrong! It's me again!

[Damocles]

I haven't finished the giant spectacles for Fred yet. Here hold them while I gather this thread....

[Aphrodite]

Sure....I'll hold here...

[Sarika]

Only slightly possible. However not at all possible at this moment since I already have it. Maybe if you tried to steal it without those "fliffy" things holding you back...
You mean these fliffy things?
(Snap! Lock!)
Ahh...I believe they may be detaining you currently, from taking the thread from me, hon.:D:LOL:

(Sarika walks off with the thread, as Mark is "fliffed" to a vertical beam supporter):nervous::duck:

[Damocles]

Zap. Pilot Sarika has a little problem with overhead beams and handcuffs.

MAX!

[Sarika]

Mark...They've found out our little innside joke.:blush:

But, I say, ZAP! to Max!!

Thread is mine!:rotf:

[Damocles]

Max doesn't zap. He is a Shadow. How do you zap one?

Anyway, mine.

[Aphrodite]

That is a very good question...How do you zap a Shadow? Maybe throwing a White Star carrying a couple of nukes down to Zha'ha'dum.

Mine

[Kronus]

*puffing on my Caprician Fumarello*

The thread is mine...

[Damocles]

Wondered what that stink was. Miine.

[Kronus]

You have no good sense of smell my friend of chaos. For this is one of the most well preserved Caprician Fumarello that has been curd in nothing but the finest Ambrosia every produced.

**smack my lips**

You can even taste the sweet flavor of the Ambrosia on your lips.

**Reaching for another Caprician Fumarello**

Want one?

I'll take the thread while you decide to join me

[AJMarks]

I'll take this thread again, shadow, zaps, Max and all.

[Kronus]

try again mate...I have the thread

[AJMarks]

Whatever you do, don't look in the mousehole!

While your busy with that, I'll take the thread.

[Kronus]

Mine again...LOL!

[Damocles]

Mine after the fumigation.

[Aphrodite]

It's mine now...

[Damocles]

Hiya?

[KamikazeAthena]

Well, look who found her way home. Thanks for leaving the landing bay lights on. Meanwhile, I will just steal this thread!

Come on, Starbuck. Come and get it from me!

[Sarika]

I see Mark is still chained to the vertical supporter...:D:LOL:

Hey! KAthena!! Welcome back!:salute::colonial:

I thought Max was a spider, last time this joke was running...:wtf:

Oh well...ZAP ZAP anyways!:rotf:

Thread is mine now!:D

[Aphrodite]

Max is a Shadow...they look like ugly scary spiders.

Mark is chained to a supporter??? Kinky...


The thread is now mine!

[AJMarks]

Sliding through and taking the thread.

[Damocles]

Me again.

[Aphrodite]

I'm taking the thread now...thanks!

[Damocles]

Hey! Boa is a snake, not a thread!

mine.

[AJMarks]

Taking the thread again.

[Damocles]

The two of you can play with Boa.

[Aphrodite]

YOU can play with Boa...I'm playing with the thread.

[Damocles]

I'll keep Boa and the thread. You can have Fred.

[AJMarks]

Damcoles has Boa, Aphrodite has Fred, I'll take the thread.

[Athene]

and suddenly...a Cylon walks in!..while everyone is distracted I Athene take the thread. :rotf:

[Aphrodite]

Fred? Ugh....

The thread is now mine!

[Sarika]

Hey! Boa is a snake, not a thread!

mine.

I thought boa was a fluffy accessory that you drap around your neck?
Oh no, I'm back to fliffy things again Mark...:LOL::duck:

Kinky? you say, Aphrodite? But of course!:D:LOL:

Thread is mine, mine, mine!!!:rotf:

[Aphrodite]

Hmmmm....I must try the tying thing...nevermind...way too personal.

Mine

[Damocles]

Boa is a warm cuddly friend.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

Do you ever sleep??

Mine

[Damocles]

Not when there is something cooling down in the mold. No.

You can't leave it to sit overnight.

[AJMarks]

While everyone is asleep, I'll take the thread.

[Damocles]

I'm here to relieve you.

[Athene]

Brings in Boa and Fred...whilst everyone is running for cover...I take the thread! :D :rotf:

[Aphrodite]

You forgot to take Max and Bob.

But I'm taking the thread anyway.

[Damocles]

Would you like to meet Rupert?

[Aphrodite]

No.

[AJMarks]

Don't blink, I'll take the thread.

[Damocles]

http://http://www.beyondhollywood.com/stillsx/2007/09/cloverfield-monster-picture-1.jpg

Too late. Say hello to Rupert.

[Aphrodite]

What the frack is that?? It looks like some mutant humpback whale.

I'm taking the thread while you all think about what Rupert is.

[Damocles]

Close. Mine.

You hurt Rupert's feelings.

[Aphrodite]

Awww...too bad.


I'm still taking the thread.

[Damocles]

Not to worry. Rupert is like Fred. Nearsighted and lonely.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

Obviously he's nearsighted. He's practically on top of the Statue of Liberty.

Mine.

[Damocles]

And who is he looking at?

http://www.colonialfleets.com/forums/images/avatars/avatar4579_9.gif

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

He ain't looking at me!!

[Damocles]

Slurp. Then why are you all wet?

[Aphrodite]

Ewww!! Whale snot! YUCK!

[monolith21]

Alright...now that I have freed myself from those fliffy things, it is time to steal the thread once more. By the way, Hello Kamikaze you've been missed!

Any more of those Capricans laying around?

Oh and Sarika my dear? I've located a new pair of fliffies thanks to a blackshirt that owed me one. I'm keeping the keys but I'm thinking about loaning the rest to you at the most convenient and unsuspecting time. Hope you don't mind...:P:

[Kronus]

What? Did someopne say Capricans?

Well I now have the thread! And Mark, be sure to take teh fluffy things with you...:salute:

[Damocles]

Slurp.

[Kronus]

It looks like you need a bib...I'll take the thread whileyou go clean yourself off.

[Damocles]

Slurp.

[Kronus]

Nope, you still need to wipe your chin D...

I'll hold the thread while to clean up:D

[AJMarks]

In and out and taking the thread with me.

[Damocles]

Lick, slurpo, gulp.

Rupert seems to think you are food.

[AJMarks]

Rupert is easy to evade, and I'll take the thread again.

[Kronus]

Nope it is mine once again!

[Damocles]

Squish.

[Aphrodite]

Taking the thread now that I'm clean..

[Damocles]

Rupert likes you. Slurp.

[AJMarks]

splish splat thud

[Damocles]

Slime.

[Aphrodite]

*wearing a raincoat*

Mine

[AJMarks]

He slimed me.
Great, actual physical contact!
Great, saved the thread for me.

[Aphrodite]

LMAO!
PH6n-1anfxo

MINE!!

[monolith21]

I can't wait for Ghostbusters 3. Oh yeah, and the thread is now mine.

[Sarika]

Alright...now that I have freed myself from those fliffy things, it is time to steal the thread once more. By the way, Hello Kamikaze you've been missed!

Any more of those Capricans laying around?

Oh and Sarika my dear? I've located a new pair of fliffies thanks to a blackshirt that owed me one. I'm keeping the keys but I'm thinking about loaning the rest to you at the most convenient and unsuspecting time. Hope you don't mind...:P:

He's escaped!!! :eek: But the fliffy things have a mind of thier own, and you will find them lurking in the most unsuspecting places....:duck::D Ahhhh, new keys.....for me??? I can hold on to the spare set...:LOL: Mind, do I? nt at all....:rotf:

Hey Aph! What's that "tying thing" you mentioned?????:blink:

[Aphrodite]

Well, I was thinking just some silk ties..but I do have a 'bag of tricks'. It contains such things as handcuffs, silk ties, leather straps, etc...Which would you like?

BTW....the thread is now mine!

[monolith21]

:yikes:

Oh my wow.

[Damocles]

:yikes:

Oh my wow.

:rotf:

Drool. Rupert is a sloppy licker. Gonna need more than a raincoat.

Mine.

[Aphrodite]

I am not named after the goddess of love for nothing. I know a few things....hehehe


Mine!

[AJMarks]

A kinky thread, I'll take it.

[Kronus]

I am not named after the goddess of love for nothing. I know a few things....hehehe


Mine!

:yikes: :drool: Nuff said.