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Muffit
December 23rd, 2005, 01:10 PM
Merry Christmas all(!)

Just dropped by to wish y'all well and leave yet another of my extremely silly anecdotes for ya's (some of us have /way/ too much time on our hands I guess ;) ). Hey, a smile's better than a tear, no?

Anywho, for those of you who feel like doing something crazy and funny this season, this daggit's gotta humorous little prank/time waster for ya's.

What you'll need:
- One wireless home phone
- One cellphone
- A funny bone that won't quit and a spouse that doesn't care if you're nutty

How to make aliens call you:
- Pick up the handset of your wireless phone and hold it in your left hand
- Pick up your cell phone and hold it in your right
- Dial your cellphone from your wireless home phone (which you are holding)
- Keep both phones within arm's reach (you might need to experiment a bit),
and in hand
- Speak into your left hand/wireless with your face pointing away from your right hand/phone. An appropriate "Greetings from Planet Booloo" or similar works well I find
- You should hear a flying saucer sound coming from your cellphone, and a weird alien voice repeating everything you say.

It may not work with all phones, but I'm using a 4.7Ghz wireless home phone and a standard Verizon/LG cellphone, and it works greeeeaaat. If you have pets, an alien meow or bark will keep 'em confused and bemused for a while.

That's it! Yep, I have WAY too much time on my hands. And I (obviously) amuse easily. But you knew that... :blush:

Lots of love and silliness,
Muffit
:muffit:

Lara
December 23rd, 2005, 01:16 PM
They are among us!! Everyone reach for the tinfoil hats!!! :D :D :D :D


Merry Christmas, Muffit!

Cheers,
Lara

Muffit
December 23rd, 2005, 01:23 PM
Hi Lara! Merry Christmas to you too!

OOPS! I forgot something! You've GOT to put your cellphone on SPEAKERPHONE for this to work... (I'll bet it sounds even better if BOTH are on speaker phone...)

Cheers!
Muffit
:muffit:

bsg1fan1975
December 27th, 2005, 03:41 AM
muffit you are so nutty!

Muffit
December 27th, 2005, 12:58 PM
Hi Bsg! Ooh, Marvin is your avatar - way cool! I love HHGG :)

If you think THAT'S nutty, you should've heard my prize-winning end-of-year statement (luckily I said it at home only; we had just gotten back from our neighbor's Christmas gathering):

Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."

I leave you to ponder this till next time... :wtf:

Much affection,
Muffit

Compass
December 28th, 2005, 03:16 AM
LOL. :)
Happy holidays, Muffit.

Muffit
December 28th, 2005, 07:17 AM
Thank you Compass, Happy Holidays to you too :salute: :Nsalute:
:muffit:

Darrell Lawrence
December 28th, 2005, 10:30 AM
Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."

*spits up chocomilk all over the screen laughing so hard it hurts*

Dear one, sometimes you are simply.... luvable! :D :LOL:

THAT was priceless!

Muffit
December 28th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Thanks Warrior(!) ;)
It's so wonderful to hear from ya.
Wishing you the very best of holiday seasons :heart:

Always with much affection,
Muffit

bsg1fan1975
December 29th, 2005, 03:20 AM
The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?

Muffit
December 29th, 2005, 11:32 AM
The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?

:rotf: You are so funny Bsg, that's great! :heart:
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