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Compass
December 2nd, 2005, 03:16 PM
This game was inspired by the suggestion that BST may be having an "unauthorized birthday."

Name a strange but plausible reason for putting someone on report (to a superior officer, to a manager, etc).

I'll start:

Attempted Cursing
TopGun
December 2nd, 2005, 03:20 PM
Invading your personnal bubble
Compass
December 2nd, 2005, 05:54 PM
Negligent Placement of Wastebasket
bsg1fan1975
December 5th, 2005, 04:10 AM
stupid questions from people who already know the answer.
Compass
December 5th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Misuse of official bandages
BST
December 5th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Misuse of personal intelligence, i.e., "thinking"

;)
bsg1fan1975
December 6th, 2005, 03:47 AM
annoying your co-workers for no reason
Compass
December 6th, 2005, 03:48 AM
Loitering on Runway
bsg1fan1975
December 6th, 2005, 03:49 AM
misuse of office supplies
Compass
December 6th, 2005, 04:31 AM
disrespectful thinking
Tabitha
December 6th, 2005, 11:19 AM
Innapropriate placement of the toilet paper dispenceing roll.

Tabbi
bsg1fan1975
December 7th, 2005, 03:59 AM
being stupid on a daily basis
Compass
December 7th, 2005, 03:43 PM
possession of unregistered cow
bsg1fan1975
December 8th, 2005, 03:18 AM
using words you have to look up when in a meeting
Compass
December 8th, 2005, 01:03 PM
poor penmanship
bsg1fan1975
December 9th, 2005, 03:05 AM
illegal use of office furniture for holding races at work
Slovman
December 9th, 2005, 06:11 AM
Not enough pieces of flair.
StanKross
December 9th, 2005, 01:45 PM
improper use of a mongoose
Compass
December 9th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Wrongful use of PA system
Slovman
December 9th, 2005, 08:35 PM
Unauthorized use of fire extinguisher.
Unauthorized extinguishing of fire.
Unauthorized heroic acts in regards to fire.
Compass
December 10th, 2005, 12:46 PM
attempted negligence
Compass
December 17th, 2005, 04:50 AM
driving a three-person bicycle in the carpool lane.
Compass
December 20th, 2005, 04:37 PM
false smile
Compass
December 24th, 2005, 07:21 PM
nonparticipatory merrymaking
Lara
December 25th, 2005, 03:54 AM
wilful wowserism at the company Chrismas function
Compass
December 30th, 2005, 02:17 PM
overachieving
Compass
January 5th, 2006, 05:40 PM
uses too many big words
Callipygian
January 11th, 2006, 11:55 AM
malapropism.
Compass
January 14th, 2006, 02:23 PM
has been suspiciously cooperative
Damocles
January 23rd, 2006, 07:47 PM
1. Reports to work late due to repeatedly laying down his bike.
2. Uses the break bar to crack walnuts.
3. Uses the TIG welder to write love letters.
TopGun
January 24th, 2006, 05:44 AM
Calling you a Smeghead :D
Compass
December 24th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Faxing while inebriated
Damocles
December 24th, 2006, 01:59 PM
Toilet paper origami POSTIT notes in the logbook.
Compass
December 24th, 2006, 05:42 PM
Excessive use of staples
Damocles
December 25th, 2006, 03:42 PM
Excessive use of excessive.
Compass
December 28th, 2006, 01:14 AM
Too concerned with following the law